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Morning humor or morning reality check??!!!!
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Washington Redskins.
Q. How do you keep the Redskins out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. Where do you go in D.C. in case of a tornado?
A. To FedEx Field - they never have a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Redskin with a Super Bowl ring?
A. Senior Citizen
Q. What's the difference between the Redskins and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Redskins does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. We may never find out in the 21st century.
Q. What do the Redskins and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Gene
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The Limbaugh deal makes me wish that I'd never stopped watching football on TV � so that I could stop now.
It's kind of like what Mark Twain meant by "a sinkin' ship with no freight to throw overboard."
"Good enough" isn't.
Always take your responsibilities seriously but never yourself.
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