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The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking mishap in the Bay Of
Fundy, a Nova Scotian man answered his door to find two grim-faced
Mounties.
"We are sorry sir, but we have some information about your wife", said one
of the Mounties.
"Tell me! Did you find her!?" the husband pleaded.
The Mounties looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some
good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said "Give me the bad news first."
The Mountie said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
found your wife's body in the bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's
the good news?"
The Mountie continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five
pound snow crabs and 6 good-size lobsters clinging to her."
Stunned, the husband demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news???"
The Mountie said, " We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow ! "
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! 
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Geeeeeees Louise!
Don't vote knothead, it only encourages them. Anonymous
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panhandle you crack me up.norm
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mais, they took a coon ass Boudreaux joke and moved it to Nova Scotia 
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mais, they took a coon ass Boudreaux joke and moved it to Nova Scotia Don't get upset, I'm moving it to Ireland tomorrow!
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Boudreaux heard it in Homer, AK years ago! 
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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I like it.
Guess I have never heard it before cause I live in landlocked country.
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"For joy of knowing what may not be known we take the golden road to Samarkand."
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I like it.
Guess I have never heard it before cause I live in landlocked country.
?? Idaho has lots of issues. Landlocked is the least of 'em . . . . . . Boise comes to mind . . . . BMT
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I was just meaning that all the variations of that joke( a good one, btw) seemed to come from guys that lived on or near the coast.
"For joy of knowing what may not be known we take the golden road to Samarkand."
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Reminds me of the time I pulled a crab pot from a helicopter in Kodiak looking for a missing woman. THANK GOD she wasn't in there.
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Idaho isn't "land locked" Lewiston is a port.
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Haha!
That is true, but Idaho is not thought of having crabs or lobsters or a traditional 'coast line.'
"For joy of knowing what may not be known we take the golden road to Samarkand."
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Boudreaux heard it in Homer, AK years ago! Yes it has been around for a lot of years, but it is still funny.
Thus saith thr lord; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeh from the lord. Jeremiah 17:5 KJV
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