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Jeff

After a night drinking San Miguel with Snappy tom and a few Hard boiled eggs with hot Sauce, you could get within twenty feet of us!

You cans ure tell hunting seaosn is over.We are reduced to such topic as to why farts smell. It's going to be along 10 months until next year.

Over... ducks end, end of Jan, deer end, tail end of Feb I think....

But I know what ya mean...

And sorta on topic, when I pee it smells like coffee....but yep on teh game gut farts... my caribou did me in the worst...

Used to work for a builder about 20+ years ago who had the same problem. I used to think he was a little nutty when he mentioned the "deer guts" farts he claimed to get after gutting a deer.

I became a believer quickly however, as we always rode to the jobsite in his truck. DANG, that was nasty. At least he was courteous enough to roll down the window. As I recall though, it wasn't until after he started gagging that he would roll it down.

partridge gut farts.

Those are bad, and sometimes i don't even need to clean any birds to reproduce that smell.

This brings up a very odd thought, do you reckon this phenomenon occurs with morticians and they have the expulsions of their clients?

I guess all of us going to Caryonah will be blastin' piggy farts

That's it there is man-made global warming!

Ya'll mean yer farts don't smell like clean fresh air, man, mine do, just ask my wife.

Sometimes when I play a game of poker, my farts smell like chips!

Quit farting in your hand and then smelling it, you're just smelling your hand!

One needs to purchase some FlatuScents. Take one daily and discharge such aromas as: new car smell, blooming clover, leather, and spring meadow.

For us folks here, there is Hoppes #9, nitrate, and elk musk.

I think it is more along the lines of the extreamly unhealthy diet we go on while hunting that gives us the rotten gut smell rather than the actual deer guts. Just a thought.

But I don't go on an unhealthy diet when hunting?

I make the camper smell like Swiss 1.5 after shooting a BPCR match. Bad enough it wakes me up.

That would explain the Spam smell when returning from a camping trip.

I have, many times in the past, remarked that an emission from myself brought to mind the smell of cleaning a wild turkey. Smells exactly the same. Mine usually don't smell at all, but once in a while I will cut loose with a "Wild Turkey Fart". BTW, I don't partake of alcohol, so it could not possibly come from embibing in the time tested bottle of Wild Turkey bourbon.

After much research, I have also concluded that the more beautiful a woman is, the more offensive her emissions can be. My wife is quite attractive, but man!, is she ever rotten!

I'm totally conviced mine don't stink unless they are under the covers.