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Probably should have said pest eradicator.
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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darn hawk that pic of schlitz is bringing back memory
DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR
I LOVE MY COUNTRY IT'S THE GOV'T I FEAR
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darn hawk that pic of schlitz is bringing back memory Yeah, me too, we called it Schitz!
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Drinking (one?) now....
Everything operational.
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darn hawk that pic of schlitz is bringing back memory Yeah, me too, we called it Schitz! Damn, that pic of schlitz is bringing back memories. I haven't seen or drank any around here in over 30 years. I thought they went out business.
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Well boys, I've had both and I don't know how they're alike, but I can tell you how they're different: sex in a canoe is worth doing again.
Mathew 22: 37-39
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Re-intro 1960's formula....before the family left the biz and it gave you the Schitz.
Pretty good stuff, no Schlitz!
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I don't think I could EVER drink that stuff again.
Before there was full time amber's I would drink Hamm's or Old Style though. Come bock season all bets were off.
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
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The stuff is made in small batches, only in bottles.
Then there is the matter of water sources....
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George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Damn the luck! She was hot in the Disney rendition!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Well SteveNO was once married to Morgan, we have that. 
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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I'm doing a experiment right at the moment on that very theory... Test isn't finished yet, but it's looking like Bud Light is indeed a beer AND will get one drunk if he is so inclined. I'll post the final findings later. Or then again I might not be able to
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Yeah, but it takes a lot more of it.
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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How is sex in a canoe like light beer? Unless you are determined it can be darn hard to finish......
Keep your powder dry and stay frosty my friends.
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ironbender
Iron clad canoes?
How bout the USS Iron Maiden...
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I dunno 'bout the light beer part ... cuz we were drunk on real beer, and me and some girl DID have sex ON my canoe.
When finished, I passed out and rolled off into the sand.
When I awoke later next morning, I forgot all about the girl - and didn't even notice her lying atop my canoe.
I didn't even notice she wasn't breathing and I actually mistook her for my canoe. Lucky for me she was already stiff, and she floated.
So I just portaged her to the shoreline and paddled her home.
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I'm doing a experiment right at the moment on that very theory... Test isn't finished yet, but it's looking like Bud Light is indeed a beer AND will get one drunk if he is so inclined. I'll post the final findings later. Or then again I might not be able to Test is finished... Light beer is indeed real beer. Now doing test on aspirin versus Tylenol.
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