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Canada eh!
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA 1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math. 2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. 3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations. 4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA 1. Big rock between you and B.C. 2. Ottawa who? 3. Tax is 5% instead of the approximately 200% it is for the rest of the country. 4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. 5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. 6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN 1. You never run out of wheat. 2. Your province is really easy to draw. 3. You can watch the dog run away from home for 3 days. 4. People will assume you live on a farm. 5. Daylight savings time? Who the hell needs that!
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA 1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. 2. Thousands of huge, horribly frigid lakes. 3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. 4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. 5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO 1. You live in the centre of the universe. 2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. 3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. 4. The only province with hard-core crime.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC 1. Racism is socially acceptable. 2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next. 3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada. 4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo %*#!%!"
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK 1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income. 2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. 3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick. 4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA 1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. 2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. 3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money..
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND 1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island , you still got the big, new bridge. 2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. 3. You can drive across the province in two minutes. 4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." 5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. 6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND 1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. 2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. 3. The workday is about two hours long. 4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding. Let's face it: Canadians are a rare breed. The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart 50� Fahrenheit (10� C) � Californians shiver uncontrollably. � Canadians plant gardens. 35� Fahrenheit (1.6� C) � Italian Cars won't start � Canadians drive with the windows down 32� Fahrenheit (0� C) � American water freezes � Canadian water gets thicker. 0� Fahrenheit (-17..9� C) � New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. � Canadians have the last cookout of the season. -60� Fahrenheit (-51� C) � Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. � Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door. -109.9� Fahrenheit (-78.5� C) � Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.. � Canadians pull down their earflaps. -173� Fahrenheit (-114� C) � Ethyl alcohol freezes. � Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg -459.67� Fahrenheit (-273.15� C) � Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. � Canadians start saying "cold, eh?" -500� Fahrenheit (-295� C) � Hell freezes over. � The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup
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Thanks Guy...............pretty funny. Never been East of Sask but intend to some day. Lots of great people to meet.
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Westcoaster; Thanks for the laugh. Some of those were pretty close to the truth and still funny! The bit about Vancouver with its 2 bridges makes me wince every time I find myself driving through there. I have friends there who love it, but there are a few too many people there for my comfort. Thanks again, I enjoyed it. Have a good week Westcoaster. Dwayne
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Well, the only complaint that I have is that there is a whole hockey sock full of Ontario that doesn't even care that there IS a Toronto. The northern part, and the northwestern part. But the temperature thing was spot on!
"Keep thy heart with all diligence; for out of it are the issues of life." (Prov 4:23) Brother Keith
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very funny even some are not that true ... or at least i hope .... lol
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How about Yukon, NWT, Nunavut? They add up to 2.5 Alaska's in Area.
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How about Yukon, NWT, Nunavut? They add up to 2.5 Alaska's in Area. Alberta is going annex them!
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Well, the only complaint that I have is that there is a whole hockey sock full of Ontario that doesn't even care that there IS a Toronto. The northern part, and the northwestern part. But the temperature thing was spot on! That's because "the righteous" live in those parts, eh Keith? Bob www.bigbores.ca
"What shall it profit a man if he gain the whole world and lose his own soul" - Jesus
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I always am amazed that so much of what is called "Northern" Ontario is actually south of the 49th paraellel. Never did understand that exactly.
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Real funny tread,not far from realty. Lived in QC and know a "little" BC, Ontario, Rocky side of Alberta, and use to travel to "Maritime province" for business. Love BC, missing a lot Canada and "cannuck" Dom
Experience is a lantern, carried in our back, only lightening already walked path. (Confucius)
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When you decide to come back even for a visit, look me up and we will get together for a beer.
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Victoria's nice city, i like the harbour, the sea side,and english way of living. If i can save some money will look to buy house in Campbell River. Good hunting and fishing there!
Experience is a lantern, carried in our back, only lightening already walked path. (Confucius)
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Coming from B.C. , do you where a turpin?
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Pardin my french, i meant wear.
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