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Campfire Ranger
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I'll get it started.
Things would certainly be different...
Deer season would be a paid holiday, Free beer on Sat., No fat chicks, Everyone has a truck, Everyone has at least 2 guns...
Old Turd- Deplorable- Unrepentant Murderer- Domestic Violent Extremist
Just "Campfire Riffraff and Trash"
This will be my last post! Flave 1/3/21
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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...you could pick up girls at a family reunion
Be afraid,be VERY VERY afraid ad triarios redisse My Buddy eh76 speaks authentic Frontier Gibberish!
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Campfire Greenhorn
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"Taxes" would be that State to the South of New Mexico.
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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I'm afraid that with Bubba as pres there would be fat chicks. Sorry
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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I'll get it started.
Things would certainly be different...
Deer season would be a paid holiday, Free beer on Sat., No fat chicks, Everyone has a truck, Everyone has at least 2 guns... ..and Larry the Cable guy would be one of Bubba's high cabinet members.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
Joined: Nov 2009
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I'll get it started.
Things would certainly be different...
Deer season would be a paid holiday, Free beer on Sat., No fat chicks, Everyone has a truck, Everyone has at least 2 guns... ..and Larry the Cable guy would be one of Bubba's high cabinet members. Be better than what we got now!
Old Turd- Deplorable- Unrepentant Murderer- Domestic Violent Extremist
Just "Campfire Riffraff and Trash"
This will be my last post! Flave 1/3/21
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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...you could pick up girls at a family reunion Some things, ya just cannot change.
"Keep thy heart with all diligence; for out of it are the issues of life." (Prov 4:23) Brother Keith
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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I'll get it started.
Things would certainly be different...
Deer season would be a paid holiday, Free beer on Sat., No fat chicks, Everyone has a truck, Everyone has at least 2 guns... ..and Larry the Cable guy would be one of Bubba's high cabinet members. Be better than what we got now! No doubt about that.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Campfire Greenhorn
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The title of the spouse would be "First Ole' Lady".
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Presidential limmo would be a decked out 4X4 truck, with Gunracks and a large beer cooler.
GTC
Member, Clan of the Border Rats -- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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The prez would be waving the checkered flag at all NASCAR events!
"Somehow, the sound of a shotgun tends to cheer one up" -- Robert Ruark
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Beer coolers at the office instead of water coolers!
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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"Taxes" would be that State to the South of New Mexico.
WAIT WAIT WAIT, there's a NEW Mexico????
Me
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