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I'll get it started.

Things would certainly be different...

Deer season would be a paid holiday,
Free beer on Sat.,
No fat chicks,
Everyone has a truck,
Everyone has at least 2 guns...


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"Taxes" would be that State to the South of New Mexico.

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Originally Posted by Oldmanms2003
I'll get it started.

Things would certainly be different...

Deer season would be a paid holiday,
Free beer on Sat.,
No fat chicks,
Everyone has a truck,
Everyone has at least 2 guns...


..and Larry the Cable guy would be one of Bubba's high cabinet members.


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Originally Posted by bruinruin
Originally Posted by Oldmanms2003
I'll get it started.

Things would certainly be different...

Deer season would be a paid holiday,
Free beer on Sat.,
No fat chicks,
Everyone has a truck,
Everyone has at least 2 guns...


..and Larry the Cable guy would be one of Bubba's high cabinet members.


Be better than what we got now!


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Originally Posted by EvilTwin
...you could pick up girls at a family reunion


Some things, ya just cannot change. blush


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Originally Posted by Oldmanms2003
Originally Posted by bruinruin
Originally Posted by Oldmanms2003
I'll get it started.

Things would certainly be different...

Deer season would be a paid holiday,
Free beer on Sat.,
No fat chicks,
Everyone has a truck,
Everyone has at least 2 guns...


..and Larry the Cable guy would be one of Bubba's high cabinet members.


Be better than what we got now!


No doubt about that. grin


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Originally Posted by DonkeyKong
"Taxes" would be that State to the South of New Mexico.


WAIT WAIT WAIT, there's a NEW Mexico????


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