Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire Would you trade Sandra Bullock for this?

In my Army days guys talked about sex with livestock and I thought they were joking.
Then a guy said, "Why do you think short guys have a bucket in the back of the truck?"
I'll bet this gal would put something on you that Ajax wouldn't take off!
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Could be a walking petri dish no doubt; God also gave us skin for a covering, not a canvas, but I feel sorry for her and her dad. Because I'm a dad of two daughters.

From what little I know of Sandra B, I like her. Too bad but not surprising.

Hey, I just saw on cnn that this lamb is covered in tats under all that wool! Still interested?

As for the tattooed skank, the only run I'd take at her is with my truck.

I'm not trying to play Devil's Advocate here, but Sandy's already in her early 40s, and past her "peak," if'n yew know whut I mean. That other female, however, can't even spell "past her peak," if you follow my meaning here. What is she, perhaps twenty-four? Apples and oranges here, guys; I wouldn't actually "exchange" Sandy for her, but I fully understand a dude wanting to have both, for different reasons, of course. Gonna be a tough sell for Jesse to pull off, I'll bet. Shame on him........for getting caught. And shame on Sandy for giving a damn. It's just emotional blackmail that she's gonna run on him now. He still brings home his paycheck to her, and he still loves and protects her, and he still presumably sleeps with her at night - so what's her problem?

Personally, I'd do Sandra and the tatted chick if I weren't married and had the opportunity. Be that as it may, your logic is somewhat unrealistic if not outright flawed here. You ever heard the term "MILF"? Women reach their sexual peak at something like 38 years of age, compared to men who peak out in their early 20's. She's probably hotter to trot than the tat chick, if you play the stats. Of course there are exceptions to every rule and Sandra, even though not that much older than the other chick, comes from a completely different time and place when it comes to sex. So despite her being in her peak years sexually, individuality comes into play along with the difference in attitudes...possibly.

I'm sure Jesse makes a lot of money, but it can't be but a fraction of what Bullock pulls down. I doubt he "brings his paycheck to her". A lot of people make the argument that despite claims of love, a cheater has no love for his spouse, because if he did, he wouldn't have betrayed her. I expect the only protection he gives her comes from a condom. Presuming he sleeps with her is a big presumption with the Hollyweird crowd. As for Sandra Bullock giving a damn, most women get concerned when the man in their life is screwing another chick. Just sayin'...

That is a girl from New Zealand. Her name is Baaaaaaaabra

It looks like Sandra's woes are just beginning.
Seems a sex tape is about to surface.

Wow!
She's got some "bad taste" for sure....



http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-d...esse-james-allegedly-made-a-dirty-video/

Holy crap, did y'all read the story. Shotgun up the poop shute.
Ouch.

When was he ever in prison?

a sh!++y double entendre?

Bogus.

She may find some timely advice in the "handgun for grizzly bear threads" concerning the front sight.

She's so ugly I could use her for modern art.
The best part of her ran down the crack of her mama's azz and made a stain on the mattress. She was cheated !!!

Sandra is a confessed Wicken so it's not surprising she made a bad choice in marriage... I personally don't find her that attractive or talented, but obviously my opinion differs with some.