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She's gonna be 40 next year. I've told her that I am ordering a 18 yr. old Korean housekeeper.
She was glad! When you ordered a Kim, she knew it would be male... Kent I hope some illegals steel your lawn mower.. Ha Ha, Desert landscaping has it's perks... now my barbecue... I'll kill'm. Kent
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OK...its bad enough that your wife is a cutie, but now you've really pizzed me off...you're skinny!! THAT is an affliction I do not suffer from..... Ingwe
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Browning named a rifle in honor of Ingwe, I think it was called the Eclipse...
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OK...its bad enough that your wife is a cutie, but now you've really pizzed me off...you're skinny!! THAT is an affliction I do not suffer from..... Ingwe Not all of me. Har Har Har...! Actually, that pic is a couple of years old from last trip to Puerto Vallarta. I'm somewhat less skinny now than I was then... Like you, my wife is aging more gracefully.
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Yeah, and it didn't sell!!! Ingwe
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Browning named a rifle in honor of Ingwe, I think it was called the Eclipse... I thought it was the TOTAL ECLIPSE.
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Oh shure...when all else fails..make sport of the fat guy.... Really hurts coming from a Browning Shooter like JM.... Ingwe
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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I have no room to talk. I have been trying to lose weight and have lost a grand total of 1 pound in 2 weeks. My wife laughed at me to boot.
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Oh shure...when all else fails..make sport of the fat guy.... Really hurts coming from a Browning Shooter like JM.... Ingwe Quit fishin' for sympathy. I'm the one who deserves sympathy. Hell, I married a redhead...
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Quit fishin' for sympathy. I'm the one who deserves sympathy. Hell, I married a redhead... Ya got a point there...everyone else knows, so I might as well tell you..redheads skeer me! Ingwe
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Put some Brownings up for sale, the stress will cause you to lose weight. Then you can replace them with old'm's favorite gun, the marlin X7 or whatever they are, least you could hit something with them.
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I bet he is thinking, "Lee Never picked on me about my weight when we were together" I'm sorry. That was mean.
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OH quit yer bitchin', JM. Nothing looks funnier than a skinny guy with a gut.
MY wife told me the other day I'm startin' to look like a toothpick that swallowed a watermelon. Now that's cold...
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I bet he is thinking, "Lee Never picked on me about my weight when we were together" I'm sorry. That was mean. Yeah, but it's damn funny!
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I have no room to talk. I have been trying to lose weight and have lost a grand total of 1 pound in 2 weeks. My wife laughed at me to boot. I have actuially dropped 22 pounds in the last three months...but.....when you are my size, you can take a 22 lb dump.... I'm just sayin....Jenny Craig or Marie Osmond hasn't called me yet... Ingwe
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OH quit yer bitchin', JM. Nothing looks funnier than a skinny guy with a gut.
MY wife told me the other day I'm startin' to look like a toothpick that swallowed a watermelon. Now that's cold... It's called building weather protection over your tools... Kent
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I have no room to talk. I have been trying to lose weight and have lost a grand total of 1 pound in 2 weeks. My wife laughed at me to boot. I have actuially dropped 22 pounds in the last three months...but.....when you are my size, you can take a 22 lb dump.... I'm just sayin....Jenny Craig or Marie Osmond hasn't called me yet... Ingwe So the laxative finally worked!
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OH quit yer bitchin', JM. Nothing looks funnier than a skinny guy with a gut.
MY wife told me the other day I'm startin' to look like a toothpick that swallowed a watermelon. Now that's cold... It's called building weather protection over your tools... Kent I'll use that... There is one bit of good news, though. Unlike Ingwe, I, at least, can still see my tools.
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That's right. When you got something you are proud of, you build a shed over it.
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Guys,
I'm feeling terrible. I'm gonna go lay down.
I enjoyed the visit tonight.
Best,
JM
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