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Yep. It can also be gotten in tablet form.

Arnica
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It'll take more than a dab of Revlon for you to hide this, Bart:

At least 3-4000 mg Vitamin C per day and "Arnicaflora" gel. Any arnica gel should work but GNC usually carries this one. Vitamin C is said to be water based and as such doesn't store in the tissue but if you use too much the the term loose as a goose will come to mind. Good luck.

so.....what/where are the bruises?

Arnica! gel, cream, and also as a remedy!

This will minimize swelling, take out soreness, and heal it faster.

I have had bruises go from bruise to the yellow stage in a day or two.

Every parent should this stuff in the medicine cabinet.

My son used to hit his forehead on corners and get a goose egg. The arnica rememdy, a sugar based tablet dissolved quickly in the mouth, would calm the boy and he would NOT get a goose egg.

Good Luck!

Short term: Not much one can do.

Long term: Smaller and stay on top of things.

You can massage the area every 20-30 minutes to get blood into the area to disperse the blood in the bruise.

And IIRC it even works on hickeys - but that was a long, long time ago.

Shoulders and biceps...

stick a tampon in your belly button.

i think leeches are your best bet to get rid of them quickly

See if you can find a vampire listed in the phone book.

BCR

leeches are fine but don't underestimate the wicking power of a tampon stuffed into your belly button.

Probably should get some vitamin C too... 2 cans of frozen OJ concentrate should be about right.

and it wouldn't hurt to shave your junk either.

Might as well throw the entire modern medicine handbook at this one. OJ, Shave Junk, Tampon in belly button.

That should fix the bruises and probably cure some things you didn't even know you had.

good advice dave as per usual


Bart walks in OJ concentrate running down his chin, tampon hanging out his bb, over his freshly shaved junk, who's gonna notice a bruise or two?

and if she does, just tell her you stopped by your dad's place before coming over, thus the bruises.

alternatively just let her go, if she picks up on the bruises after going to all that trouble, she's a type A personality anyway.

gonna be hail to pay for years to come when she finds empty beer cans in your sock drawer as she's putting your clothes away.

it ain't good to have a woman that's a noticer of such things

in retrospect too bad Col. Cooper has departed us

I'm almost certain he'd want to add to his famous line


"ain't much in life that can't be fixed

with $700

or a .30/06

but might be worth trying

2 cans of frozen OJ

shaving your junk

and a tampon hanging out your belly button

way cheaper than $700"

My wife is less than graceful and is always running into/tripping over things. She uses a comb and rubs a bruise and them go away.

S'matter? New girlfriend no likey previous babe's hickeys??

Thought about this all night. Just get the strongest viagra that you can. Long as that last she'll never even see or care about the bruises.

I dunno, Bart. I think any makeup applied to your palms would rub right off.

Take one of them little black hair combs, ya know the one's yer dad used when you were a kid, pull it down across and from side to side, bristles down, it will take and pull the blood from the surface and help it go away quicker, works like a wonder on hickies. Les