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Unless you're Derby Dick

It used to be but we've civilized now so it's no longer a problem.

been so long since my kids were, well kids, that I'd forgotten about those days. How time flies..........

yep ,been there,had that happen.

There was the story about the folks who make Vaseline soliciting for testimonials as to its varied uses. One person called in to say that he and his wife use it when they have sex. The person taking the call thanked the fellow, but pointed out that that wasn't really new. The caller said that it might be in that they put it on the doorknob to the bedroom so their toddler couldn't turn it.

Now that's classic.

I disagree. If you have kids you just have to be more careful.

Certainly nothing wrong with consensual sex between normal men and women, but youngsters don't need to be exposed to it when they're young. Derby can make all the anti-Christian comments he wants, but most folks feel that way regardless of their faith or the lack thereof.

This and all of the comments are just too funny!I agree with Odessa,answer her questions based on her maturity.She will be ok,so will you! Lightman

A time or two grin. The worst one wasn't the missionary position and my old enough daughter proceeded to ask the question she came to ask.

Many years ago the kids were outside playing with their friends so the wife and I took the opportunity to do some bed dancing. I must have been more vocal than most because shortly after we were finished there was this "tiny" little knock on the bedroom door and in a "very quiet and concerned voice" My daughter said " Dad,,,,,,,, are you OK?

We still laugh when we think of the day..

My older son, now 36 caught us in the act fairly often when he wuz a teenager!! Sneaky sumnabich was sneaking in the house at mid-nite and would catch us by accident. As a result,he vehemently denies that Dad and Mom have now or ever did have a sex life and that he was delivered by aliens I get my revenge by tormenting him about it

Priceless. I gotta email this one to some people.

GAWD! I just spewed ice tea, through my nose on the keyboard, again!

I gotta quit reading this thread...too funny!

maddog

Oh ya,you never forget that. "Mommy, why was Daddy hurting you?"

That ain't NUTHIN' I caught MY Dad and Mom in belly to belly combat when I wuz around 12. I had always wondered whutinhell I wuz supposed to do with that thing that kept getting hard on me without warning! Needless to say, I have spent the rest of my life convincing some female or other to hide it for me

Further proof that you're just not quite right .

FWIW, I've had some pretty close calls with the boy. I think he was just about 4 when he figured out how to unlock the inside doors with any small object he could fit into the handle. I put those stupid "keys" up on the door frame. He would simply find something else to use. [bleep] terrorist.

George

After watching Connor in action wid those cute gurlz, I think he musta busted ya

Brother you should have seen him last night over at my best friend's place. His daughter is a week older than Connor and I'm thinking it's gonna be trouble later on.

I toldja!!! That kid is a genuine chick magnet!! Shane and I wanna borrow him for some serious partying we'd be in Fat City wid da gurlz

We certainly don't flaunt it, but good grief, it's healthy behavior, and I'm not going to install dead-bolts on the bedroom door.

The kids have seen every animal have their turn, cats, dogs, rabbits ("why is the Momma rabbit on top of the Daddy rabbit?" -- honey, I think you may have that backward......).

The best education is our dog breeding efforts. At about the 12th day of heat, it's a circus just trying to keep the male away. "Honey, that's exactly how teenage boys are, too".

I fail to see any need to go to extremes to hide sex. JMO, Dutch.