There's a Newfie sitting on the end of the wharf fishing and singing, "I's the b'y that builds the boat, I's the boy that sails her..."
A spaceship lands and an alien gets out. It looks around for a while, spies the Newfie, and says, ";ksfjgjfgfgkkf5." No reaction from the Newfie. So, the alien takes out his ray gun and zaps the Newfie. A piece of his head disappears. The Newfie shakes what's left, then continues fishing and singing; "I's the b'y that builds the boat..."
The alien is surprised. He shoots another piece off the Newfie's head. It disappears. The Newfie shakes his head and continues, "I's the b'y that builds the boat..."
Now, the alien is getting pretty mad. He shoots the Newfie again. Again, a piece of head disappears. The Newfie shakes his head and continues fishing, "Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques, dormez vous, dormez vous..."
