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Some low life scum bag as stolen a pair of the wifes knickers off the washing line!  She not too worried about losing the knickers, but she's short of 22 clothes pegs now! 
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It's the French!!!! 
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It takes 22 clothes pins to hold up your wife's knickers?  
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�Politicians are the lowest form of life on earth. Liberal Democrats are the lowest form of politician.� �General George S. Patton, Jr.
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The scary part is that is wasn't her knickers; it was her thong. Buddy had a problem on his boat. Damned torn sail can really muck up a day's fun. Apologies. I'll replace it as soon as I can, along with some replacement clothespins. It was 32, BTW, not 22.
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Pete, I won't tell her that you said this but I am going to ask her if she knows it.
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Pete,
Our wives must shop for knickers at the same store - Omar the Tentmaker.
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Check with Barnum and Bailey. 
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Pete: Buy her a clothes dryer.  KC
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My ex-wife had hung hers out to dry.
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My wife is sitting on the couch next to me a read this post. I am FORBIDDEN from replying. She is Welsh and can get mean. 
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Tell us more Pete. I'm dieing over here laughing my @$$ off. What kind of neighborhood you living in? kwg
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Pete,
You better hope she doesn't see this. LOL
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No kidding...she will be demanding that JM bring her knickers and clothes pegs back....
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22 clothes pins.... That's about half of what it takes to hang one of Ingwe's thongs. He bought the bag the Empire State Building came in and barely could make 1 pair. 
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You wouldn't know that unless you were the one who stole my last one...
Just sayin'....
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Just repeating what Miss Ingwe told me. She said she laid them out to dry and killed 4 acres of good pasture grass.
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KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) - Malaysian police have arrested three suspects involved in the heist of some 725,000 condoms, which have not yet been found.
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Darn Pete, now I have to get the hair drier out to get the coffee out of my keyboard!!!
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