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Met her on the innanet, picking her up tonight @ 8:00. Where should I take her? She's so wholesome, LTR fer sure. directly back to steelie's house......He misses her!
EVERYBODY is pro-gun, some just don't know it. When an anti-gun person is in trouble, the first thing they do is call 911 and demand that they send somebody with a gun!
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directly back to steelie's house......He misses her!
Why, She got ya wore out?
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Jed York does not own the 49ers; Russell Wilson does.
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Are you sure that isn't his bail?
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Rehab no no no......................
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The old saying about a ten foot pole comes to mind. If you must do it don't forget to double wrap yer junk. And spray with Raid when done.
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
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Decent, safe and sanitary - that's my kind of lady!
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I dig the alabaster skin !
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you may want to double bag it just to be safe.....dont want to risk the first paper bag over her head ripping.... Double bag Plus a BB gun. Shoot the light out in case both bags rip open. And get a decent condom. Vulcanized to a enviro suit. I bet they have those available somewhere.
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Just think candle light in the back of a Peterbuilt... Romantic ain't it
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Prince William ain't got [bleep] on me.
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Stop by the free clinic first for several booster shots. EEEk
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Get your shots before then after. It would be cheaper just to go to Outback by yourself and order the biggest steak they have and some cheese cake to top it off.
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I'd do her.
Chicks who are too spaced out to talk are a rare find.
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She's only been with two guy's her entire life ==============
Mr Ed and Trigger? Shiite Bob, I'm in tears.
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"wanna hear God laugh? Tell Him you have complete control now!"
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Met her on the innanet, picking her up tonight @ 8:00. Where should I take her? She's so wholesome, LTR fer sure. directly back to steelie's house......He misses her! Hahaha
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uh, huh-huh, your gonna score!
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WHAT !!!
You aint gonna take her to meet your parents??!!
And that crack about Mr. Ed and Trigger; not sure about Ed but I know Trigger had more class than that!
"An open message for all Democrats; "Look you are nothing and your work is worthless. Anyone who chooses you is detestable." Isaiah 41:24 (HCSB)
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I'll bet she cleans up just fine.
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