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Only in Louisiana - Very Politically Correct
The year is 2016 and the United States has just elected the first woman as well as the first Louisianian as President.
A few days after the election the President-elect calls her father and says, 'So, Daddy, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?'
'I don't think so. It's a 16 hour drive, your mother isn't as young as she used to be, and my arthritis is acting up again.'
'Don't worry about it Daddy, I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home. A limousine will pick you up at your door.'
'I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?'
'Oh, Daddy', replies the President-elect, 'I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom made by the best designer in Washington.'
'Honey,' Dad complains, 'you know I can't eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat.'
The President-to-be responds, 'Don't worry Daddy. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in Washington, I'll ensure your meals are salt free Daddy, I really want you to come.'
So Dad reluctantly agrees, and on January 20, 2017, the first woman and first Louisianian is being sworn in as President of the United States. In the front row sits the new President's Dad and Mom. Dad notices the Supreme Court Justice sitting next to him and leans over and whispers, 'You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States.'
The Justice whispers back, 'Yes I do.'
Daddy says proudly, 'Her brother played football at LSU.
"Be sure you're right. Then go ahead." Fess Parker as Davy Crockett
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Campfire Oracle
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If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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What a beautiful picture that is..... 
NRA Lifer
"It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare." - Mark Twain
"Everybody has principles... until they are an inconvenience." - Me
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George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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That's funny even if I do live next door in Miss.
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Campfire Kahuna
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and I hate sports, and had a chit eatin grin reading that one!
We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....
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Thts FUNNY, but about right. Coulda been "Her brother shot a 12 point buck last fall"
LOVE God, LOVE your family, LOVE your country, LIKE guns and sports.
About 2016 team "R" candidates "We definitely need a crew with a sack of balls the size of hot water bottles, bloviated estrogen leaking feel-gooders need not apply." Gunner 500
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Campfire Oracle
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Hell, even the girlfriend laughed. Might be time to kick her to the curb...
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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That would have made me proud!! The man had his priorites right............
The foundation for old age is good memories.
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that email went through Louisiana faster than Katrina....I got it three times today. 
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