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Here�s to women bless there kind ,they bloom every month, they bear every nine, there the only creature this side of h*ll ,that can get juice from a nut without cracking the shell.

Sitting on a public "throne," I noticed a thin line of neat engineer's lettering near the bottom of the door. I had to lean 'way forward to read

"You are now defecating at approximately a 45� angle."

Written on the wall above the urinal... PLEASE DON'T WRITE ON THE WALL!

Here I sit in the humid vapor because someone stole the toilet paper. How much longer must I linger, before I'm forced to use my finger?

Local strip joint several years ago someone wrote;

"I F****d your mother"

Someone wrote right below it:

"Go home dad, you're drunk"



Another one was on a condom machine:

"This gum tastes like s**t"


Another one was in a stall above an arrow pointing down to the gap below the wall:

Beware of gay limbo dancers
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Written on the wall above the urinal:

Please don't eat the mints

Written on the maintenance sticker of an porta-john that reads "This facililty is intended for 8 people in a 40 hour work week", and somebody added "or one Iron Worker".

In a portajohn: It smells so bad in here I can barely eat my ham sandwich.

My favorite:

Oedipus Rex was a mothrerfugger.

Only they spelled it correctly.

Steve

Written on the wall above a urinal, in the men's room.

"Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand."


maddog

Written a stall in a bar I used to frequent as a very young man. It took me years to appreciate how profound these words are:

"There is nothing so overrated as a lousy f**k, or so underrated as a great dump."

"My crotch smells like a Alabama Slammer"

Door in a womens bathroom.

Please do not throw cigarette butts in urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light. Thanks, Management

On the commode wall at a truck stop.....

Wanted Two Wetbacks to work as windshield Wipers......

Wanted Two Short Ni__ers with strong teeth to work as Mud Flaps........

(Job Opportunity for the Chosen One)

Drawn on a public bathroom stall wall, in the midst of all the usual...

Friend of mine was occupying a stall in the BOQ head late one night when a fellow officer came in from ashore and in another stall made a very loud dump, then murmured "Aaaaaah! There's nothing in the world better than a good [dump]!"

My friend said that then and forever since, he'd wondered whether " � I'd never had a good [dump] or he'd never had a good f**k."

maybe i go to the wrong bathrooms. ours usually say something like "mikey is a gay whore" and then that gets scribbled over and they change the name and then the first guy apparently came back and put mikey's phone number down and call for a good time. and then someone writes "KKK RULEZ" above that and then some racial namecalling.

people apparently are more creative where you guys live lol

....come to think of it, our bathroom stalls kinda go like a swampy/Jeff O/ Hawkeye thread does around here

Raquel Welch hangs out in all the right places



left an impression upon me in my youth when I spied it

� adds a certain depth or dimension to the old "constructed in the traditional architecture of the proverbial adobe defecatorium," doesn't it?