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Mary,Mary quite contrary, how does your garden grow?
With poppy seeds and funny weeds.
The narcs busted the dumb bitch Old King Cole wuz a Merry old soul and a merry old soul was he; he called for his pipe and he called for his bowl, and the same narcs busted him too!!!! 
Be afraid,be VERY VERY afraid ad triarios redisse My Buddy eh76 speaks authentic Frontier Gibberish! ![[Linked Image]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/EvilTwinMar/Sabretooth-1.jpg)
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Mary,Mary quite contrary, how does your garden grow?
With poppy seeds and funny weeds.
The narcs busted the dumb bitch Old King Cole wuz a Merry old soul and a merry old soul was he; he called for his pipe and he called for his bowl, and the same narcs busted him too!!!! I'm bustin up over here! That is hilarious!
I'd rather have a bad day hunting than a good day working!
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Mary, Mary, quite contrary
How does your garden grow?
With weeds & grass
like, man, it's BADAss
But don't let the authorities know!
(from an old book by one of those greeting card companies)
AZCOUES___Border Rat Clan
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider and sat down beside her
And she beat the hell out of it with her spoon!
Well we're Green and we're Gold, and we play better when it's cold. All us Cheese heads have our favorite superstar. We love Brett Favre.
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The big bad wolf said to little Red Ridinghood, i'm going to [bleep] you, little Red Ridinghood. No you won't, you going to eat me, like the story says.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
they each had a buck and a quarter,
Jill came down with two and a half,
they sure didn't go up for water!!
Be the type of woman that when you wake up each morning and put your feet on the floor the Devil says -
"Oh Crap, She's Up!"
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Honest real story..
Our 6 year old daughter (who's over 40 now) came home from school one day and announced to my wife...
"Mom, I can't ride the school bus anymore"
She was usually a very good kid, so my puzzled wife asked "Why ?"
"Because the big kids were swearing on the bus". she said.
My wife asked "What did they say ?".
Daughter said she couldn't repeat it because it was a bad word, but my wife told her it would be OK to say it this one time, just to so she could tell her.
"OK" my daughter says...
"They said.... Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a Dick".
Trying to somewhat defuse the situation, my wife said "What's wrong with that?"
Daughter says disgustedly "Mom, Don't you even know what a Dick is ??"
We still laugh about that one...
Old Fishermen never die, we just get reel tired.
May you build a ladder to the stars
and climb on every rung.
May you stay......Forever young
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Here's a brain teaser for the guys in Montana : Baa baa Black Sheep, Have you any wool? "What do you think this is, nylon?"
I saw a movie where only the military and the police had guns. It was called Schindler's List.
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet smoking her bong in the dark.
along came a spider who sat down beside her and said "busted Bitch i'm a nark!"
30-06 till i die, the greatest round ever! I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy! CEO of a Turdlike People: Turds & Tats Division... (per Ingwe )
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Mary Mary quite contrary, how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockle shells and one damned daisy!
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