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Elton John and David Furnish wanted a baby. They had their sperm mixed together and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.
When the baby was born Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming.
In the corner, one baby was lying serenly. A nurse came over to both of them and indicated the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?"Elton asked David. All these crying babies, and yet our baby is so content. This just proves the superiority of gay love!"
The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out of his butt."
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Is it so wrong that I raffed out roud?  
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George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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You've got to hand it to a blind prostitute
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That's bad, funny but bad.
Don't vote knothead, it only encourages them. Anonymous
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." Anonymous
"Self-reliance, free thinking, and wealth is anathema to both the power of the State and the Church." Derby Dude
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i gotta remember to tell that one at work tomorrow.... ...
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