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"Don't Blame Me For Gravity, I Voted For Velcro"

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"i love dyke tree music"

"HONK IF YOU ((HEART)) ELMER KEITH"

That's terrific, ShootingLady ... simply terrific! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Glad you like it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

DOG is my co-pilot

You remind me of one I heard about, but never saw:

If God Is Your Copilot
Perhaps You Should Switch Seats

On the back of a beat up VW Rabbit with a fat frizzy haired lady driving: Cats Flattened- While You Watch

My two favorite are:

My other car is a piece of sh*t, too!

and

Hang Up and Drive!

From right after the 2000 Pres. Election:

Sore Loserman

I have an anecdote, not just a bumper sticker.

I pulled up second in line behind another car at a traffic light. It was red. I waited for it to turn green.

It didn't.

So I waited some more.

It still didn't.

I began to glance around for something to look at, since looking at the traffic light didn't seem to be working. My eyes lit on the bumper of the car in front of me:

HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS

I chuckled to myself. I had seen that sticker so many times; I was surprised that people still put them on their cars.

I looked at the light again.

Still red. I waited.

No good. Still red. My eyes wandered back to the bumper sticker. It was a little faded and the worse for wear. I wondered how long it had been on there. I wondered how long I'd have to wait at that silly light. I checked the light again.

Still red. I waited.

Okay, I was getting a little sick of waiting. I needed something else to distract me. I glanced around the inside of the car for something to read.

Nope.

I felt my pockets for something to fiddle with.

Nope.

Dang. I checked the light again.

Still red. I waited.

My eyes drifted back to the bumper sticker.

Hey, I thought: I love Jesus. It's a stupid game, but at least it's a diversion from waiting for the traffic light.

So I honked. A short little friendly honk. "Beep!"

Instantly the driver's door of the car flew open and the guy put one foot on the ground and twisted around toward me.

"THE LIGHT'S STILL RED, A$$HLE!" he yelled. Then he flipped me the bird and slammed his car door angrily.

Hmm, I thought. Your wife's car, perhaps?

So I honked. A short little friendly honk. "Beep!"

Instantly the driver's door of the car flew open and the guy put one foot on the ground and twisted around toward me.

"THE LIGHT'S STILL RED, A$$HLE!" he yelled. Then he flipped me the bird and slammed his car door angrily.

Hmm, I thought. Your wife's car, perhaps? [/quote]


....sadly perhaps not his wife's car... I remember a letter someone wrote to dear Abby. they expressed a great deal of frustration and dismay regarding church members who were engaging in various noxious behaviors, both in and especially out of church.

Abbey really outdid herself with this reply... "Honey, just because somebody's standing in a garage, doesn't make them a mechanic" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

My favorite....as I work in a county building dept:
"Make welfair as hard to get as a building permit."

Bullwnkl

I think I might have brought this one up on an earlier similar thread:
On my hunting buddy's truck:

Guns kill people like a spoon made Rosie O'Donnel fat! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

I seen a real beater of a car with a custom plate J U N K .

A bad bumper sticker that I haven't personly seen but...

Clearcut America and Nuke the Gay Whales for Jesus !

"Know what the letters ARMY stand for? Ain't Ready for Marines Yet"

Okay...this gets my vote for the best one so far!

B'sW