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My sister moved to Houston from MN 25 years ago. There's no doubt in my mind she's now dumber because of it.
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In my best Texican accent;
"Oh what fools these mortals be" :-)
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"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
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� it is tough to do Shakespeare on broadway with a southern accent. Dr Kamber, my wife's professor of French at Johns Hopkins, had an awful time getting his Baltimoron students to pronounce eau correctly. They kept saying "a-oh" instead of "oh."
"Good enough" isn't.
Always take your responsibilities seriously but never yourself.
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I think it was John Byner, a Canadian comic, that could do impressions 2 and 3 people deep. Things like Donald Duck, doing John Wayne, doing Elvis. It was amazing that he could get so many aspects of language into a single package. Thirty-five-year-old Hal Holbrook, on stage as "Mark Twain," did a beautiful job doing a seventy-year-old man quoting twelve-year-old Huckleberry Finn. There was no sign of the thirty-five-year-old. Hal's over eighty now, but his performance at thirty-five was indeed a tour de force � a stroke of sheer genius.
"Good enough" isn't.
Always take your responsibilities seriously but never yourself.
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Where do public radio and classical stations find all these people with such ridiculous northeastern cum bad british english accents to DJ?
p.s. the guy who used to love saying Pawk'istan while looking down his nose at the television camera is similarly ridiculous.
Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more.
"Look, I want to help the helpless. It's the clueless I don't give a [bleep] about." - Dennis Miller on obamacare.
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You fail to mention whether it's a justified deduction or not... Lets put it this way, I can top the MENSA requirement by 18 points any day and around 22, if I'm focused.
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You fail to mention whether it's a justified deduction or not... Lets put it this way, I can top the MENSA requirement by 18 points any day and around 22, if I'm focused. Hell I can best it by 50 on my worst day. Do I hear 60?
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My sister moved to Houston from MN 25 years ago. There's no doubt in my mind she's now dumber because of it. she could be in a coma and still be smarter than you
Proudly representing oil companies, defense contractors, and firearms manufacturers since 1980. Because merchants of death need lawyers, too.
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Hay goestindatractor, Com Yar to me boy, I'm fixin' to whoop yer azz with an ax hanel! ya' sissy bich. LOL
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I think it was John Byner, a Canadian comic, that could do impressions 2 and 3 people deep. Things like Donald Duck, doing John Wayne, doing Elvis. It was amazing that he could get so many aspects of language into a single package. Thirty-five-year-old Hal Holbrook, on stage as "Mark Twain," did a beautiful job doing a seventy-year-old man quoting twelve-year-old Huckleberry Finn. There was no sign of the thirty-five-year-old. Hal's over eighty now, but his performance at thirty-five was indeed a tour de force � a stroke of sheer genius. I just saw Hal on a movie the other day Ken, "The Evening Sun". Great movie and fairly new I think. If you haven't seen that one, I highly recommend it.
Too many people buy stuff they don't want, with money they don't have, to impress people they don't like!
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Anyone in at 55?
Here we go at Mensa + 55er.
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"The Left thinks that anyone with an accent is dumb."
They are almost correct. Almost everyone on the left has an accent, and everybody on the left is dumb.
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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I'm in for -30 or so and I'm still tryin' to learn poker!
Too many people buy stuff they don't want, with money they don't have, to impress people they don't like!
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When I was a young man of 20 -25 years old, I was CONFUSED. While in training in the Army, everyone asked how this blue-eyed blondie had a "mexican accent": but everyone in NE New Mexico wondered why I "spoke like a Texan". My mother was Okie, my father was first generation transplanted Croatian, but I was raised amongst Hispanics with a distinct accent - unique to northern NM and southern CO. I guess I confuse many! Mark
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon. ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Saw a deal on TV a while back that actors go to class to learn the "American accent" that doesn't actually exist anywhere other than in movies.
Otto is my co-pilot.
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� I could tell, by listening to conversations, what part of Nebraska the folks were from � My Alabama buddy Wyatt Keith had that knack.
"Good enough" isn't.
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� As long as you don't call our (Alaska's) most valuable resource "awl" like some 'southerners' do, we can still be friends. I pronounce oil "aw-il," not "aw-i-ul," like somenortherners do. And I've never heard anybody pronounce it "awl." And I pronounce I "I," not "I-e" or "Ah." There's no u in oil or an e on the tail of I. You ever hear a Texun....er, Texen,,,,,,,,,,er, Texan say it ? Some of them anyway, do a pretty good job of confusing me with what they are talking about until I get my ears calibrated for awhile. We do have a very good EMT who serves this region who came from Georgia over twenty years ago. And, while he has learned to speak more fluently in the years since he came north, he still has a certain distinct sound which is unmistakable in origin; great guy, no shortage of intellect; glad he came over to the 'dark side.'
Sometimes, the air you 'let in'matters less than the air you 'let out'.
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The flip side of the southern accent equals dumb perception seems to be the English accent (as in the Queen's English from Great Britain) equals smart. It seems that you have to have an English accent to be on CNBC to do the financial news. I've been put-down for my Southern accent ever since I first went Nawth in 1939, but seldom worse than the flak that my Brit writers gave me when they didn't like this or that about my editing of their prose. I was worse than just a merely ignorant Yank � I was an ignorant mush-mouth Yank. What could I possibly know about good English? "That's not the queen's English!" was their favorite criticism. Never mind that by international agreement � which has the power of a law or a regulation � the official IATA language of international commercial aviation is American English. How sweet it was � without exception � to send 'em away grumbling by showing 'em in the Oxford English Dictionary that what they'd objected-to was indeed "the queen's English."
"Good enough" isn't.
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Having been small and having parents who enjoyed watching Hee Haw occasionally, I blame that for any perceptions I may have of people with southern accents. Well, that, and having gone to Basic Training in Missouri and meeting a whole bunch of back woods Arkansas kids. It's amazing how the outstandingly bad ones tend to stick in your memory while the good ones just fade away.
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I know what you mean!
I got hit with a batch of flak in another Campfire thread where I tried a bit too obliquely to say that about the Noo Yawkaz whom I've known � (a) the relatively few whose attitudes and behavior immediately identify 'em as ass holes, and (b) the greater number whose attitudes and behavior don't leave any pejorative mark.
It seems that the overly sensitive among us aren't the least little bit sensitive to sympathetic subtlety. Too intent on finding something to get mad at, I reckon.
"Good enough" isn't.
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