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Originally Posted by Uncle_Dusty
yes she will. grin


Uncle Dusty I'm starting to think you are a man of few words!


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Dang Dave this sucks ! I've hear'd that drinking vinager helps prevent them things . Hopefully when it blows outa ya it wont crack the porcilin throne !


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Dave I hope you get to feelin better and things pass without much pain. You make me count my blessings as I was feeling sorry for myself as my daughter was home sick with diarrhea today and I figured I'd get a good case myself since I'm heading to the shack with no running water.

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yes i I M. grin


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Originally Posted by mule1
Dang Dave this sucks ! I've hear'd that drinking vinager helps prevent them things . Hopefully when it blows outa ya it wont crack the porcilin throne !


the best solution is for him to shave his junk and eat some frozen OJ. laugh


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Originally Posted by Uncle_Dusty
yes i I M. grin


Well I bet your like my dad (who is 82) you might not say much but when you do everybody sure as hell better listen !


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Originally Posted by mule1
Dang Dave this sucks ! I've hear'd that drinking vinager helps prevent them things . Hopefully when it blows outa ya it wont crack the porcilin throne !


the best solution is for him to shave his junk and eat some frozen OJ. laugh


Haha. A guy I work with will proudly tell ya he shaves his junk and his brother does too. Now can you imagine that conversation!


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I LIKE YORE DAD grin


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Hey wait just a cotton pickin minute!

I know what Dave is up to! He's gone and figured out a way to have a back up weapon in the stand without having to carry another heavy rifle across the swamp!

Why that sneaky bugger is smugglin a rock shootin, pump action weiner wifle!


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OMG that was funny Rooster, sorry Dave. shocked

I was going to get my license at Holiday tonight but they were out of paper in the machine. She went in the back to get some more and was gone for about 5 minutes then comes back and told me that she didn't know where it is. So tomorrow I guess.


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It is a relief to finally know what is ailing ya and how to fix it. I would proceed with caution however as my younger brother had stones. He was going along well with the treatment and passing stones when a near tragedy occurred. He was jerking off and shot the dog grin


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I was thinking the exact same thing Rooster!! Pump action stone shooter. grin

It sure is nice of the crowd to cheer ND up like this.

The grunting & scraping has definatly increased in ND's office area. Good to get him back & running. Look out Mrs. ND. There might be some catching up to do!!!???


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Wow rough crowd!!

Merciless scoundrels!!

lol!!

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I slept so good last night.

I seriously didn't know what to do when I woke up not sick and not in pain and half rested.

Oh it's going to be a great opening weekend.


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Originally Posted by EvilTwin
It is a relief to finally know what is ailing ya and how to fix it. I would proceed with caution however as my younger brother had stones. He was going along well with the treatment and passing stones when a near tragedy occurred. He was jerking off and shot the dog grin


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Be safe everyone and have a great opener.


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