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Ever wondered who loves you the most between your dog and your wife? Here's a simple test.

Lock them both in a closet. Come back in an hour and see which one is happiest to see you. whistle


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I know it is my dog.

But

My wife loves me too


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Divorced my wife. Shot my dog.

Where does that leave me?


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most popular at your house, i expect. smile

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I do love coming home to me.


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Originally Posted by deflave
Divorced my wife. Shot my dog.

Where does that leave me?


Travis


1/2 way to a good country song.


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Yep.

Wrecked my pickup. Got drunk.

Change the order and you got at least FOUR country songs.


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Originally Posted by deflave
Divorced my wife. Shot my dog.

Where does that leave me?


Travis


Pert much hosed...

Why did you shoot your dog?


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well, my wife is pregnant so she hates me, and i just gave my dog a Cheeto, so it's pretty obvious to me


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If the dog is barking at the back door and the wife is hollering at the front door who do you let in first?

















The dog...he will quit barking!


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My dogs are always happy to see me.......


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Originally Posted by deflave
Divorced my wife. Shot my dog.

Where does that leave me?


Travis


1/2 way to a good country song.

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Too funny!


The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
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my Horse loves me than anyone person. grin


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Originally Posted by deflave
I do love coming home to me.


Travis
Your dog didn't like you either? smirk

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my dog


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I got a dog for my wife.

Best trade I ever made.

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Originally Posted by deflave
Divorced my wife. Shot my dog.

Where does that leave me?


Travis

Hoping that Lynn with the stinky bedroom will respond to your nuance!

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My bitch loves me best...either one
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