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Ever wondered who loves you the most between your dog and your wife? Here's a simple test. Lock them both in a closet. Come back in an hour and see which one is happiest to see you.
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I know it is my dog.
But
My wife loves me too
That which does not kill us makes us stronger
Friedrich Nietzsche
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Campfire Sage
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Campfire Sage
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Divorced my wife. Shot my dog.
Where does that leave me?
Travis
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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most popular at your house, i expect.
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Campfire Sage
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Campfire Sage
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I do love coming home to me.
Travis
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Divorced my wife. Shot my dog.
Where does that leave me?
Travis 1/2 way to a good country song.
Camp is where you make it.
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Campfire Ranger
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Yep.
Wrecked my pickup. Got drunk.
Change the order and you got at least FOUR country songs.
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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Divorced my wife. Shot my dog.
Where does that leave me?
Travis Pert much hosed... Why did you shoot your dog?
That which does not kill us makes us stronger
Friedrich Nietzsche
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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well, my wife is pregnant so she hates me, and i just gave my dog a Cheeto, so it's pretty obvious to me
�The constitution of the United States asserts that all power is inherent in the people, that they may exercise it by themselves, that it is their right and duty to be at all times armed!� � Thomas Jefferson
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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If the dog is barking at the back door and the wife is hollering at the front door who do you let in first?
The dog...he will quit barking!
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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My dogs are always happy to see me.......
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Divorced my wife. Shot my dog.
Where does that leave me?
Travis 1/2 way to a good country song. =========== Too funny!
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails. William Arthur Ward
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my Horse loves me than anyone person.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I do love coming home to me.
Travis Your dog didn't like you either?
Last edited by eyeball; 11/16/11.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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A Doe walks out of the woods today and says, that is the last time I'm going to do that for Two Bucks.
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I got a dog for my wife.
Best trade I ever made.
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Divorced my wife. Shot my dog.
Where does that leave me?
Travis Hoping that Lynn with the stinky bedroom will respond to your nuance!
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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My bitch loves me best...either one
My dog is a member of the "Turd Like Clan"
Covert Trail Cameras are JUNK
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