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I LOVE them, I just can't handle the 6 " spikes on my F -me pumps anymore!
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Panting with anticipation, I ran upstairs to retrieve this morning's Big Five sales flyer.
Damn.
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
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"What the hell was he smoking when he posted this?"
I suspect English isn't his first language. Run his gibberish through a universal translator machine and get grammatically perfect Nigerian.
BAN THE RAINBOW FLAG! PERVERTS OFFEND ME!
"When is penguin season, daddy? I wanna go kill a penguin!" ---- 4 yr old Archerhuntress
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If I were a tranny I'd buy a pair.
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Well, I can sure picture ingwe wearing those, along with his leopard-print thong... (which is unfortunate -- please pass me the eye bleach! John
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jog, I' cryin' here, dude.
are these kind of weird, inappropriate-to-the-site, commercial posts the kind of thing people are paid to do in those "work from home on the internet" promotions you constantly hear on the radio?
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My feelers are a little bent that you guys are having a chuckle at my expense. Delight Night only happens once a year at my house and I try to make the most of it. Last year the ice cream man rang his bell at precisely the wrong time and Flipper went right through the bedroom wall in pursuit. The ice cream truck was capsized a few doors down, but neither the ice cream man nor any children were hurt...badly. Anyhoo, by the time I got the butterscotch and chocolate washed off Flipper with the garden hose she had lost the mood. Installing a sliding glass door over the breech in the bedroom wall was good thinkin', if I say so myself.
So it's been a long wait and the very sporty Christian Louboutin Shoes may prevent a similar happening this year. I'm a little concerned about the spike heels and will probably need to keep my lovely off the grass - sprinkler system, doncha know.
Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense. Robert Frost
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Sometimes these fancy shoes can get you in over your head.
βIn a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.β β George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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They look like practical and comfortable shoes to me....ummm maybe not.
Otto is my co-pilot.
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My feelers are a little bent that you guys are having a chuckle at my expense. Delight Night only happens once a year at my house and I try to make the most of it. Last year the ice cream man rang his bell at precisely the wrong time and Flipper went right through the bedroom wall in pursuit. The ice cream truck was capsized a few doors down, but neither the ice cream man nor any children were hurt...badly. Anyhoo, by the time I got the butterscotch and chocolate washed off Flipper with the garden hose she had lost the mood. Installing a sliding glass door over the breech in the bedroom wall was good thinkin', if I say so myself.
So it's been a long wait and the very sporty Christian Louboutin Shoes may prevent a similar happening this year. I'm a little concerned about the spike heels and will probably need to keep my lovely off the grass - sprinkler system, doncha know. OMG! Where's Leighton? This ranks right up there! He'll LOVE it!
BAN THE RAINBOW FLAG! PERVERTS OFFEND ME!
"When is penguin season, daddy? I wanna go kill a penguin!" ---- 4 yr old Archerhuntress
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JOG! Those two posts of yours in this thread are "HILARIOUS! Easily two of the best here, ever. I have beenlaughing out loud for about five minutes now. Don't know were or how you came up with this stuff but you are hereby invited to our deer and or Elk camp. I am thinking that the firering conversation with a couple of Pendleton bourbon's down your gullet might be pretty entertaining.
LOVE God, LOVE your family, LOVE your country, LIKE guns and sports.
About 2016 team "R" candidates "We definitely need a crew with a sack of balls the size of hot water bottles, bloviated estrogen leaking feel-gooders need not apply." Gunner 500
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thought I might bump this so ingwe can see it now that he is back.......
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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Jog, my wife thinks I'm nuts! I've re read this thread twice, and LOST IT, both times. Please, please PLEASE! Write us an adventures of Flipper thread.
PLEASE!!!!!!!!
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thought I might bump this so ingwe can see it now that he is back....... Quit dancing around,...you know you WANT a pair of the goddam things. GTC
Member, Clan of the Border Rats -- βSometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.β- Mark Twain
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Only if they come in pronghorn and in 12" boot tops with speed lace eyelets
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Please, please PLEASE! Write us an adventures of Flipper thread.
PLEASE!!!!!!!!
If he does, I"m gonna need EXTRA eye bleach... and brain bleach, too...
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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Jog, my wife thinks I'm nuts! I've re read this thread twice, and LOST IT, both times. Please, please PLEASE! Write us an adventures of Flipper thread.
PLEASE!!!!!!!! I'm in agreement,....that was an EXTRAORDINARY post. All due respect for Gangrenous limbs , no longer with us. GTC
Member, Clan of the Border Rats -- βSometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.β- Mark Twain
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Well, I can sure picture ingwe wearing those, along with his leopard-print thong... (which is unfortunate -- please pass me the eye bleach! John I can't leave you guys alone for a minute..... The heels are kinda skookum.......
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Ya know Chester's gonna gnaw on them, right?
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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How many baby leopards had to die to make these things?
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