Why Muslims Are So Quick To Commit Suicide.
Let�s have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas?
- No television?
- No nude women!?!
- No football?
- No pork chops?
- No hot dogs?
- No burgers?
- No beer!?!
- No bacon?
- Rags for clothes?
- Towels for hats?
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower?
- More than one wife to contend with?
- More than one mother in law!?! (OH! MY! GOD!)
- You can't shave?
- Your wife can't shave?
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey?
- You wipe your butt with your hand?
- You cook over burning camel dung?
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you?
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey??
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well, No [bleep], Sherlock! It's not like it could get much worse!
