Grandpa goes to the city to see his daughter,son-in-law, and grandchildren . One day, while the parents are at work, he decides to go to the corner store to buy pipe tabacco. Three hours later he his pickup pulls into the drive way. The kids came running out, saying, "Grandpa! We were worried about you!" The TV news said there was a big traffic jam on the interstate." One driver caused all the trouble by going against traffic in a one way lane. The old guy says "ONE! THEY ALL WERE!"
