A man was washed up on a beach after a
shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After
looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted
island.
After being there awhile, he got into
the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every
evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a
fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle
- a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started
looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to
the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of
the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the
sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets
together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and
behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Nancy
Pelosi. That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach
ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a
warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon,
the man started to get those feelings again.
He fought the urges as long as he
could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he
hadn't had sex for months. Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if
there was anything she could do for him.
He said, 'Take the dog for a walk.'
