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My all-time favorites come from Silverado I don't want to shoot you, and you don't wanna be dead! That ain't right! And I've had enough of what ain't right! Both lines spoken by Danny Glover <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Grasshopper
"As you walk thru life, don't be surprised that there are fewer people that you encounter seeking truth than those seeking confirmation of what they already believe!"
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John Candy in The Blues Brothers "Orange Whip?, Orange Whip?, who wants an Orange Whip"?
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"It might be gone when you get here, but basically it's a green, '64 Chevy, driving West down Maine Street. No, I can't make out the licence plate, but ...errrr... it'll be pulling a small church. So any Green Chevy pulling a church down Main Street, I guess that'll be the one."
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We've never had a problem with that bearing before...
Sand Pebbles
Well shoot something!
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We serve hard liquor to grown me who want to get drunk fast- and we don't need no pixies around here to give the place ATmostphere!
Nick from a Its A Wonderful Life.
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From "Dirty Harry"
Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
[walks out of the room]
The Mayor: He's got a point.
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Another Outlaw Josey Wales...
"don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining"
One from Office Space...
"It's not that I am lazy, it's that I just don't care"
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Here are a few of my favorites:
"When it comes time to shoot, SHOOT. Don't talk."
"By God girl, that's a Colt's Dragoon, and you ain't no biggern a corn nubbin!"
"Junior, there ain't no way. No way that you come from these loins. When I get home I'm gonna punch your momma right in the mouth."
"The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them."
-Master Chief Hershel Davis
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The three classics...
Clark Gable's character (Rhett Butler) to Vivian Leigh's character (Scarlet O'Hara) in "Gone With The Wind"... "Frankly, m'dear... I don't give a damned!"
Clint Eastwood's character (Dirty Harry) while pointing a 6" Model 29 S&W .44 magnum at a criminal's face, "Do ya feel lucky, today... PUNK?!?"
An older Walter Brennan to his cowboy companion, "No brag, just FACT!"
It's smart to hang around old guys 'cause they know lotsa stuff...
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Isn't interesting how a comparitively few movies keep coming up:I suspect it has more to do with the actors delivering the lines than the script.
Butch & Sundance"who ARE those guys?"
Heist "If your not gonna use that gun,then stop pointing it at me.It's insincere."
Bite The Bullet :Joe_ "Do you think he really meant that?"
"he said it twice"
Reporter_ "He said it twice"
The Horse Soldiers"There are no rules,you make 'em up as you go along."
The Green Berets:'I say we just kill 'em all.Let God sort 'em out."(Aldo Rey)
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"Any of you sons of Bitches call me grandpa, and I'll kill ya"
Sam Elliot, We Were Soldiers
Anthing the DI said in Full Metal Jacket
Clint Eastwood
"That is the AK 47, the enemy's weapon of choice, it makes a very distinct sound when firing at you"
anything from Napolean Dynamite... Gosh!
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"Is being that stupid like being high all the time!" .... Don't know the movie, it was a chick flick preview prior to another movie I was getting ready to watch.
"I bring you these fifteen" [crash as one of the three stone tablets falls and breaks] "NO ... TEN, TEN comandments" .... History of the World Pt. something or other.
"She don't deserve a boy like that" ... Second Hand Lions
"I think they were trying thru the barn upsidedown" ... Second Hand Lions
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George Associate Gypsy Order of Sleepless Knights ... That is when I carried you ...
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John Wayne in "Big Jake" The Duke is standing in the shower when the bad guy comes in and declares he is going to kill him. "The Hell you will!" and then Wayne blows him away with both shotgun barrels, shooting through the shower doors. This is a good one as well from Bob Hope http://www.westcoasttactical.com/scotttu/movieline.wmv
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Clint again....'you sure killed the hell outa him'....
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Ashe, in 'Army of Darkness, after shooting one of the undead: "Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun."
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary. --H. L. Mencken www.oregonfirearms.org
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Heck, the whole movie "Army of Darkness" is a great source of one-liners. A classic... got rent that one again and soon.
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That is a classic way before it's time!
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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anything from Napolean Dynamite... Gosh!
AkGrayling's got that one down so perfecly, it sends me into fits of giggling everytime he says it. I'm sure when people who have not seen the flick hear him they think he's being rude, but it's so funny! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> M
My Next Husband Will Be Normal- T. Shirt
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Stripes with Bill Murray
"Where is your Drill Sergeant son?"
"Bllllllown up sir"
"You mean you men completed basic training on your own?"
"That's the fact Jack"
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Mr.Gopher it's me Mr. Squirrel. Caddy shack
Here's Johnny! Jack Nicholson,The Shining
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Mr.Gopher it's me Mr. Squirrel. Caddy shack
Here's Johnny! Jack Nicholson,The Shining Or one I had forgotten, same movie. "Wendy, I'm home."
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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