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Moochelle already has both banned from the school lunch programs.
Always trust the government! She is out for the best health of them, she does want them to get a big ass like someone we all know.  ![[Linked Image]](http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/dogwalk_shorts%281%29.jpg) [quote=Winnie1300] I heard Obama walked in and asked Moochelle for a little azz, she replied " So would I, mines as big as a house!"
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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Dukes PERIOD...and T. Lee don't do football.  I did not think that there was any other mayo made! Duke's is King. Never heard of this "Dukes" which you speak of.... ![[Linked Image]](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0d/8oz_Duke%27s_Mayo.jpg/220px-8oz_Duke%27s_Mayo.jpg)
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I heard Obama walked in and asked Moochelle for a little azz, she replied " So would I, mines as big as a house!"
 Glad to have you back, Les.
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"If you have to ask you can't afford it" ETN10
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Miracle Whip = Satan's smegma Couldn't of said it better.
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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Miracle Whip...raised on it.
I thought MW was Mayo until Middle School... Me too. Mom brought home some "Real Mayonaise" and I didn't know what to think. Miracle Whip or Spenblend.
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I heard Obama walked in and asked Moochelle for a little azz, she replied " So would I, mines as big as a house!"
Glad to have you back, Les. \ Brings to mind the story about Ben Franklin attempting to get a kite into the air in an attempt to be struck by lightning. Seems that as he tried yet again to get it airborne, his current squeeze yelled from the window, "Ben, you need more tail!" At this, he turned to someone standing nearby and said, "Isn't that just like a woman? Last night she told me to go fly a kite."
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Best Foods Real Mayo.
sometime settle for some of the cheaper stuff, but never Miracle Whip, that stuff is plain nasty.
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miracle Whip is too sweet for me. Mayo. Same here +2 Blue Plate
Last edited by Mink; 01/25/12.
"If dogs don't go to heaven, when I die I want to go wherever they went." -Will Rogers
"If you have a lot of self control you don't need a lot of government control" - Thomas Sowell
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Depends on my mood, and what I'm putting it on, but I usually lean toward MW.
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Knew a girl in college that used what she called a Miracle Whip...also dependent upon her mood.....
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For dessert my Mother would put a spoonful of MW on canned pears with a maraschino cherry on top. That was after the Spam disguised as a ham.
We liked it then but now I think NOT!
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Go Nats!!!!
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Hellmanns Real Mayo here.
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Dukes
If it's not available, then Blue Plate/Hellmans
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Gotta be Helman's mayo. MW is not allowed to enter our house. If I didn't kick yer arse for bringin' it in, Momma darn sure would, and if Momma ain't happy, NO ONE'S HAPPY!
Last edited by gophergunner; 01/25/12.
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Miracle Whip unless it was gram's homemade mayo, but alas, she has been gone 51 years.
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Mayo for me. I can't stand the taste of Miracle Whip. It's nasty. Yes, the only thing worse than Miracle Whip would be that sandwich spried with pimentos in it. I was really hot for a girl once until I found out she liked Miracle Whip...
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Best Foods mayo - I've gotten to like the olive oil and canola oil versions. Miracle Whip is nasty. I worked summers at a Boy Scout camp for years and they served bologna and American cheese on white bread with MW. Sweet-tasting and nasty. Haven't been able to stomach it on a sandwich since. It is okay in macaroni salad, but for everything else, mayo rules. Yep, Best foods is the best.
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