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Knew a girl in college that used what she called a Miracle Whip...also dependent upon her mood..... ingwe, was that in one of those pump dispensers?
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You all do realize that Hellmans and Blue Plate are the same, right?
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You could always tell when the girl was full, she had a runny nose.
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You all do realize that Hellmans and Blue Plate are the same, right? And Best Foods
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Sorry--meant Best foods and Hellmans
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Mayo; a whipped, tasteless and bland concoction of raw egg yolks and oil.......give me miracle whip, might be just as bad for you, but at least I can have some flavor and taste to my blood mud.
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Mayo for me. I can't stand the taste of Miracle Whip. It's nasty. Yes, the only thing worse than Miracle Whip would be that sandwich spried with pimentos in it. I was really hot for a girl once until I found out she liked Miracle Whip... Yea, I heard MW on Puzzy ain't worth a crap.
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Mayo... no one listen to HugAJackass.. his sandwiches are all miracle whip and pickles.. EWWW!!!
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Gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to my lovely bride.... At the risk of sleeping on the couch tonight I'll say..... My sandwiches are still better than yours!
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Mayo... no one listen to HugAJackass.. his sandwiches are all miracle whip and pickles.. EWWW!!! If the pickles are Bread-n-Butter pickles...I'm on the couch with him!!
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Both are aweful!! I don't eat anything with that crap in it.
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Maybe.. but my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.. JUST KIDDING!!! LOL
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I'm still picturing someone describing some broads body parts as looking like a bulldog eating mayonnaise.
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Best Foods. I know Hellmans is the same, but I won't eat anything but Best Foods. Miracle Whip is completely inedible. Can't imagine ever being hungry enough to eat a sandwich with Satan's Spooge (MW) smeared all over it.
Democracy is not freedom. Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to eat for lunch. Freedom comes from the recognition of certain rights which may not be taken, not even by a 99% vote. *Marvin Simkin* L.A. Times (1992)
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Maybe.. but my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.. JUST KIDDING!!! LOL At least your chit isn't bananas... B-A-N-A-N-A-S....
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I'm still picturing someone describing some broads body parts as looking like a bulldog eating mayonnaise. OK you phugger...you owe me a keyboard...mines got sticky Amaretto all over it now...Bish!
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Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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Now, a good Miracle Whip and green olive sandwich is hard to beat...
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Now, a good Miracle Whip and green olive sandwich is hard to beat... Oh man.. that sounds so gross.. Now regular mayo, black olives and roast beef sounds awesome!!!
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