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Originally Posted by ingwe
Knew a girl in college that used what she called a Miracle Whip...also dependent upon her mood..... whistle


ingwe, was that in one of those pump dispensers?

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You all do realize that Hellmans and Blue Plate are the same, right?

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You could always tell when the girl was full, she had a runny nose. grin


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Originally Posted by TBREW401
You all do realize that Hellmans and Blue Plate are the same, right?


And Best Foods


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Sorry--meant Best foods and Hellmans

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Lite mayo.


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Mayo; a whipped, tasteless and bland concoction of raw egg yolks and oil.......give me miracle whip, might be just as bad for you, but at least I can have some flavor and taste to my blood mud.

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Originally Posted by fish head
Mayo for me. I can't stand the taste of Miracle Whip. It's nasty.


Yes, the only thing worse than Miracle Whip would be that sandwich spried with pimentos in it.

I was really hot for a girl once until I found out she liked Miracle Whip...
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Mayo... no one listen to HugAJackass.. his sandwiches are all miracle whip and pickles.. EWWW!!!

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Gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to my lovely bride....


At the risk of sleeping on the couch tonight I'll say.....



My sandwiches are still better than yours! grin


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Originally Posted by alcallalily
Mayo... no one listen to HugAJackass.. his sandwiches are all miracle whip and pickles.. EWWW!!!


If the pickles are Bread-n-Butter pickles...I'm on the couch with him!! laugh


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Both are aweful!! I don't eat anything with that crap in it.

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Maybe.. but my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.. JUST KIDDING!!! LOL grin

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I'm still picturing someone describing some broads body parts as looking like a bulldog eating mayonnaise. grin


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Best Foods. I know Hellmans is the same, but I won't eat anything but Best Foods.
Miracle Whip is completely inedible. Can't imagine ever being hungry enough to eat a sandwich with Satan's Spooge (MW) smeared all over it.


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Originally Posted by alcallalily
Maybe.. but my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.. JUST KIDDING!!! LOL grin


At least your chit isn't bananas...

B-A-N-A-N-A-S....


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Originally Posted by Kamerad_Les
I'm still picturing someone describing some broads body parts as looking like a bulldog eating mayonnaise. grin


OK you phugger...you owe me a keyboard...mines got sticky Amaretto all over it now...Bish! laugh


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HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES!


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Now, a good Miracle Whip and green olive sandwich is hard to beat...


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Originally Posted by HugAJackass
Now, a good Miracle Whip and green olive sandwich is hard to beat...


Oh man.. that sounds so gross.. Now regular mayo, black olives and roast beef sounds awesome!!!

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