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Good, good....you'll need them to bite down on that leather strap when the donkey stump breaks you.

Oh, I get it. That's supposed to be me?

Good one.


Travis

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Not familiar with your homosexual vernacular.

But thanks for proving you are a collective group of witless dumbphucks.

If I'm ever in TN and need a blow job, I'll drop you all a PM. You'll each make $5.00 so it will be a win/win type arrangement.

XOXOXO,
Travis

His kitchen, Bud, his Kitchen.

GTC

"If I'm ever in TN and need a blow job, I'll drop you all a PM. You'll each make $5.00 so it will be a win/win type arrangement".

Somebody on the welcoming committe be sure to get the pool float ready for him if he decides to venture out of mommy's house and come east.

ain't gonna happen. too skeered.

holy fornication

this is what happens when a peer monitor aint around


now back to some quality threads like "texting on a toliet and tapping my foot on the floor in the public bathroom" by deflave and crossfire ops, photographs by george micheals





ALL of YOU in this thread kill me...................................

No! When I'm on the toilet ... I log out.

Besides, why would anybody want to text ... when they got playdough?

As to the OP question: No. I don't even read on the crapper, and I have never "texted" in my life. Nor do I intend to.

No texting, but I do have to have a good hunting book to
read.

That's sweet. Especially coming from a girl that can't post on the internet without her girlfriends help.


Travis

I'm not scared. I planned on using a condom. But thanks for your concern doll.


Travis

Do you TN gals wear headsets when you post? Or do you just use speakerphone?


Travis

hahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!
good one

but coming from someone with a username
that sounds like a mouthwash product a gay prostitute might use in between clients in san fransico........................................





























































































































































makes it even funnier

Finally, a subject you know something about. Gay prostitutes and San Francisco.


Travis

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"deflave"

renegade quit hogging all the bandwidth

Me and J-town got our headset microphones on and are trying to play X-box live with a couple of homeskool dropouts in Montana.

use deflave for that horrible morning after breath.

That brings to mind the last time I went to Verizon. The guy (early 20's) was telling me about all these features, I told him I just wanted to make a phone call. He kept on and on. I raised my hand ad said "STOP, Listen, I just want to make a damn phone call. I don't want to be that connected." The kid looked at me like I was some kind of neanderthal.