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Two yankies driving down I75 coming into Tennessee hav a argument about how to pronouce the name of the next town..Lafollette. Its LaFollette like the French would say...No, it's pronounced Lafollette down here. The argument goes on until they decide to pull off the Interstate in LaFollette and ask a local how it's pronounced. They go into the first place they come to and ask a clerk "How do you pronounce the name of this place?"
She gives them a pusseled look and says very slowley, "Burger King!"
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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well at least your sense of humor, if thats what we call it, still seems to be working. You and the missus landed safely i see. glad to hear from you. this ain't the same without you.
"Never leave,em stock,baby." Tim Allen
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Thank you verra much! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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A couple of fella's from Michigan were heading down to Florida when they decide to stop in Tennessee to wet their whistle. There are a couple of fine looking ladies at the bar and our two heros do their best to impress them.
The ladies ask where they are from and the heros say "Detroit"
The ladies ask what they do for a living and the one fella let's on that he is the CFO (Chief Financial Officer) of a major company. The second fella, not to be out done, claims to be the CEO (Chief Executive Officer) of an even larger company.
Being gentlemen, our heros reciprocate: "And what do you lovely ladies do for a living?"
"Well, ya-all have heard of STD....we are the local distributers."
See ya...
I am a conservative with a lowercase "c".
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<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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