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So after a long time the ameba got legs to live on land and the only ones wat survived grew hair an bigger legs (this is after they got tired of being sharks an cats except for them that liked it). So they were what we called apes for a long time like hundreds of thousands of years and all had like the same DNA for all that time till one got kicked in the nuts and it messed up the DNA in a squiggly. Then it got another preggie and you know it- the little cripple sucker beat all the old style DNA and got the job done first. Then the baby ape had a three part brain that could even contemplate and plan and it was a male so it raped a bunch and made more with that very same crippled DNA that replicated it self by millions.Then those wanted cars and whiskey so here we are. Now we can think and plan and we can do stuff other animals can't even contemplate but even though we are different we still proclaim we are nothing more than dumb animals and
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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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Good post. Nowhere does history record that a plant became an animal but still people believe. It takes so much more faith to believe in evolution than it does to believe in a Creator.
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yep, but how do you explain larry root.
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Well, some people really still are animals. 
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Dang, eyeball, that was my syllabus overview in paleoanthropology 101. Except the getting kicked in the Cohones part. The "little squiggly" changed all by himself because all his squiggly test scores were marked "pass" which built up his self worth and made him feel special.
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You're kidding, right? At this point evolution is no more a theory than gravity is. Read a science textbook.
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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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I feel better now....all except for the guy raping apes.
He should be on the tough-guy list for sure.
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Nowhere does history record that a plant became an animal Wow. Just... Wow.
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So after a long time the ameba got legs to live on land and the only ones wat survived grew hair an bigger legs (this is after they got tired of being sharks an cats except for them that liked it). So they were what we called apes for a long time like hundreds of thousands of years and all had like the same DNA for all that time till one got kicked in the nuts and it messed up the DNA in a squiggly. Then it got another preggie and you know it- the little cripple sucker beat all the old style DNA and got the job done first. Then the baby ape had a three part brain that could even contemplate and plan and it was a male so it raped a bunch and made more with that very same crippled DNA that replicated it self by millions.Then those wanted cars and whiskey so here we are. Now we can think and plan and we can do stuff other animals can't even contemplate but even though we are different we still proclaim we are nothing more than dumb animals and And then one guy, unlucky and satiated on whiskey, saw a big female gorilla cruising just after the bars closed, got romantic with her and...well, Bigfoot is allegedly now in Colorado too.
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Hilarious!
Sounds just like someone who is completely clueless about evolution.
Better put in some flashing smileys or dancing chickens or someone is sure to take it seriously.
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Evolution OF species is a demonstrable scientific fact. You always end up with something that, at first blush, isn't a great deal different than what you started with, except genetic information is most likely lost. IE, we have mountain lions and jaguars in N. America, but no sabre-toothed tigers. Descent-with modification,leaping all over Phylum, Class, Order etc, is a [bleep] fairy tale.
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Folks,...you ain't gonna understand it.
It's like trying to explain the intracacies of a small block Chevy to a nightcrawler.
You can have faith,...or you can have proof,...
,..and you're not going to get proof,...so you better take option "A".
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You're kidding, right? At this point evolution is no more a theory then gravity is. Read a science textbook. +1 A little frightening. Public schools are obviously failing to teach basic science.
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Folks,...you ain't gonna understand it.
It's like trying to explain the intracacies of a small block Chevy to a nightcrawler.
You can have faith,...or you can have proof,...
,..and you're not going to get proof,...so you better take option "A". Thank you bro professor Bristoe for the chill ins philosophy lesson today. I believe you cut to the very quick of it professor. Well done sir.
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You're kidding, right? At this point evolution is no more a theory then gravity is. Read a science textbook. Why don't you read a book on grammar and learn the proper use of then and than. Another [bleep] braniac!
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Hilarious!
Sounds just like someone who is completely clueless about evolution.
Better put in some flashing smileys or dancing chickens or someone is sure to take it seriously. Oh no sir, eyeball's rendition is basically how the truth of evolution is presented in the books, kick in the Cohones excepted of course, and.... paraphrased of course.
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