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8 AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. ~~IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
7. LIQUID NAIL~~SHOULD BE USED CAREFULLY!! (IT'S 'SUPER GLUE' FOR BIG JOBS)
8. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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If you have a knife that is sharper than you like, have your wife use it.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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8. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. That's a good one. 
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6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. ~~IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
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Boots were made for walking
Winds were blowing change
Boys fall in the jungle
As I Came of Age
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Terry, I'm cutting up some veggies for dinner tonite, you wanna come hold them for me? 
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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Nope get your wife or one of the girls to do it, I am old but I ain't stupid!
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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My daughters won't come near me when i'm cutting food, and the wife says the same thing. Kirta is a bit leery of me, i was cutting tomatoes one time and acted like I cut off my right ring finger, she didn't think it was real funny when she realized i was kidding.
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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See, your rep precedes you!
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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The laffs are for the OP AND Les.....  maddog
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See, your rep precedes you! I'm tellin ya, the child has no sense of humor. Just like her mother.
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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Who has not done this?
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
Snake
That which does not kill us makes us stronger
Friedrich Nietzsche
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See, your rep precedes you! I'm tellin ya, the child has no sense of humor. Just like her mother. And you wonder why?
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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The laffs are for the OP AND Les..... maddog Ah yes, the campfire's own version of George and Gracie. We'll let them fight it out over which one is George and which one is Gracie. 
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Boots were made for walking
Winds were blowing change
Boys fall in the jungle
As I Came of Age
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That's funny stuff right there, T.
"The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them."
-Master Chief Hershel Davis
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See, your rep precedes you! You shoulda seen me and Les at Country's BBQ in Troy. Evidently they'd heard about him there because they brought our food to the next table and asked the couple there if they'd hand us our food. Every time Les made any move at all the waitress would jump and squeal.
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That does not surprise me a bit!
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Who has not done this?
Two biggest liars concerning masterbatin.
1: those who say they never have,
2: those who say they have quit!
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T Lee you know you did your job well when my wife comes over to the computer and starts laughing with me. Well done my friend.
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