Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire Women: The more they piss you off the happier they are.

It's hard to fake big wet spot.

I can honestly say that's not my Lady nor me.

God saw it fit to give them two sets of lips.

So they could piss and moan at the same time.

If you truly want to be driven to the brink of suicide, be married to a woman who is, at her very core, a passive aggressive personality and who is extremely jealous about the power that she perceives men have over her.

Her entire interaction with you will be engaging in behavior designed to piss you off, yet offers plausible deniability,...and having an IQ in the 140 range made her extremely good at it.

I still see her from time to time when I drop over to visit the kids, but it long ago became second nature to me to not put myself in a situation where she can cause me trouble and claim innocence.

For example, I won't park my vehicle anywhere's close to hers,...because she'll take the opportunity to run into it, then claim that she didn't see it.

That's just one example.

We've been divorced for 18 years, and I still stay on guard when I'm around her.

Prayers sent.

Thanks,..but no need.

That's the past.

I could have used some 20 years ago, however.

Take the toilet seat off and throw it away.

Repeat as necessary.

good one.

-ken

Or,...just piss all over it 9 times a day,..

Either will get the message across.

There was that time not that long ago, my first wife who I share a daughter with. My daughter turns 18 (no child support) but not an issue as I had agreed to pay for half of her school she wanted to go to ($22k a year).

So we were refinancing the house, better loan and taking some money out for remodeling to sell and the cash for school. We got the approval for a new loan when all of a sudden it's denied because there is a lien on the house for $98,000 for back child support. Back child support I did not owe I might add.

We almost lost the house, and when we did get it straightened out and got to the remodel the house prices were falling so we lost out on being able to cash out on the equity in the house.

That particular woman not so much anymore.

Women are truly tormented souls. To relieve this torture, they turn it on men.

Two women-bashing threads his week?!

Men are living proof women can take a joke!

Bristoe you hit the nail square on the head with three of those post and drove the nail flush.

no, see, your wife will then commence bitching about how you can shoot 1/4" groups at 100 yards all day long with your rifle, but you cant hit a 10" target at 2 feet with your "cannon"...

see? think these things through...

C'mon dudes, its Ok to be nice, do like me, I pi$$ off the back porch, no fuss, no mess.

Gunner