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The same antiobiotics that kill a variety of STD's also cure some varieties of bladder infections. Good information in case somebody stumbles across your chlamydia killing pills.
Travis
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If you are ever hungry, out of cash, and lost your wallet, simply go to the dumpsters behind a fast food location. At closing time they will bag up all the leftovers and throw them in the trash. Feel for warmth, that will typically be your jackpot bag.
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A chicken can be hypnotized by holding its beak firmly to the ground, wiggling a finger in front of the beak and then drawing a line in the dirt straight out from the chicken's beak.
Quando Omni Moritati
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A chicken can be hypnotized by holding its beak firmly to the ground, wiggling a finger in front of the beak and then drawing a line in the dirt straight out from the chicken's beak.  Some people have WAAAAAYYY too much time on their hands!!! 
Be afraid,be VERY VERY afraid ad triarios redisse My Buddy eh76 speaks authentic Frontier Gibberish! ![[Linked Image]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/EvilTwinMar/Sabretooth-1.jpg)
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A chicken can be hypnotized by holding its beak firmly to the ground, wiggling a finger in front of the beak and then drawing a line in the dirt straight out from the chicken's beak. Some people have WAAAAAYYY too much time on their hands!!! I'm curious as to what he does with the chicken once it's prepped. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I replace valve cover gaskets every 50K, if they don't need them sooner...
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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Well I never! All you wiseinhimers SHOULD know that SOME people ain't into sheep.
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Dalmations continue to get more spots through their lives. The spots are on their skin, bottoms of their paws, and inside their mouth.
The Karma bus always has an empty seat when it comes around.- High Brass
There's battle lines being drawn
Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
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Dalmations continue to get more spots through their lives. The spots are on their skin, bottoms of their paws, and inside their mouth. Those spots match all of their other characteristics. Worthless. Travis
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A chicken can be hypnotized by holding its beak firmly to the ground, wiggling a finger in front of the beak and then drawing a line in the dirt straight out from the chicken's beak. What...where am I...?
Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense.
Robert Frost
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Well I never! All you wiseinhimers SHOULD know that SOME people ain't into sheep. Nothin' wrong with sheep. But chicken? That's weird. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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From Tim Wilson's song "100 things in life"
a virgin don't never drive a Z-28
never bet the ranch on your prostate
if it's got an adams apple its probley a man
never trust a gay gypsy with the palm of your hand
she didn't accidently get good in bed
you can't join a church if your already dead
a work uniform ain't totally nude
brim and bass ain't seafood
when theres guns in the house one better be yours
don't be naked next to any fishin' lures
if theres girl scout cookies she's a little too young
if you say I do... be the ugly one
don't ever let a bald man borry your comb
never play strip poker in a nursin' home
don't blame your pall bearers cuz they don't show
if your buried in the middle of the super bowl
let people borrow money they'll leave you alone
never fry bacon without a shirt on
never spray water on a hornets nest
a woman rarely aces the drivers test
the sign probly don't really mean massage
never threaten anybody in camoflauge
say you love her til she lays down the butcher knife
never put the move on the bosses wife
she's messin' round on ya if yer briefs don't fit
never trust a hitch-hiker to babysit
Cosmo's never in a happy home
you can't cut a deal with a kidney stone
a politician ain't got an HMO
washin' her hair means she don't wanna go
don't ridicule a biker bout' his tatoo
you been married nine times... hell maybe its you
Doom ain't the same as donkey kong
if he's wearing high heels you mighta raised him wrong
the clinic ain't the best place to pick up dates
don't rent a room from a man named Bates
a tank tops never on a billionaire
Stevie Ray Vaughn missed a note here and there
how many get to heaven noone knows
but hell will be asses and elbows
The Karma bus always has an empty seat when it comes around.- High Brass
There's battle lines being drawn
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A lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.
Chronographs, bore scopes and pattern boards have broke a lot of hearts.
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Reno, NV is west of Los Angeles, CA.
Be not weary in well doing.
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The thing with an estimate like that is.... who is going to prove them wrong? You can't count them. ............True!.........But it is fun using other comparables when trying to comprehend the "estimated" total star count in the universe.
28 Nosler,,,,300WSM,,,,338-378 Wby,,,,375 Ruger
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Never eat a Polar Bear Liver, it has toxic amounts of Vitamin A.
Wisdom of the Snake
That which does not kill us makes us stronger
Friedrich Nietzsche
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Make sure the rifle barrel is above obstructions - not just the scope.
--- CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE --- A Magic Time To Be An Illegal In America---
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The duckbilled platypuss has a poisonous spur on the hind legs.
But I guess everybody knows that.
Something clever here.
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Texas trivia:
El Paso is closer to Los Angeles than it is to Texarkana.
My hometown in Texas is closer to Santa Fe, Denver, Oklahoma City, Cheyenne, Lincoln, and Topeka --- the respective capitols of New Mexico, Colorado, Oklahoma, Wyoming, Nebraska and Kansas.....than it is to Austin.
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