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Leave the plunger in the toilet
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That's rude.
The major difference between belief and fact is those who believe something have come to a conclusion no facts will contradict. Well informed people are open to new facts that oppose their beliefs. That also defines an open and closed mind.
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He beat me to it - word for word! Mark
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon. ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Put a razor blade in their Braille book
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If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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I was gonna say move the furniture, but when I thought about the toilet plunger it just wasn't as the worst thing I could think of compared to that. Male or female? Might make a difference.
The major difference between belief and fact is those who believe something have come to a conclusion no facts will contradict. Well informed people are open to new facts that oppose their beliefs. That also defines an open and closed mind.
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Have him "read" an electric waffle iron?
Epstein didn't kill himself.
"Play Cinnamon Girl you Sonuvabitch!"
Biden didn't win the election.
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What's the purpose of this thread?
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What's the purpose of this thread? Tasteless sophomoric humor... got nuthin' huh?
Epstein didn't kill himself.
"Play Cinnamon Girl you Sonuvabitch!"
Biden didn't win the election.
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The above are all old Helen Keller jokes.
How do her parents punish her... etc.
Best blind joke I know I tell to every visual impaired I've met for years. Every one of them laughed, too.
Why don't the blind skydive? Too traumatic for the dog.
BAN THE RAINBOW FLAG! PERVERTS OFFEND ME!
"When is penguin season, daddy? I wanna go kill a penguin!" ---- 4 yr old Archerhuntress
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push them off of a 2 inch "cliff"
Steak, It's my favorite vegetable!
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Put them in a round room and tell them the door to get out is in the corner.
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The liberal mind is an endless black hole of stupidity.
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So a blind guy goes in a bar...
Tells the bartender "If I tell you a good blonde joke, can I get a free drink?"
Bartender says, "listen, you need to know that I am a blonde. The bouncer is to your left and she is a blonde. There is an off duty cop on your right, and she is a blonde. There is a blonde behind you, and she is a competitive weight lifter."
"Still want to tell your joke?"
"Not if I have to explain it four times."
Bada-boom.
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Lie to her and tell her you are handsome.
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Blind guy walks into a grocery store with his seeing-eye dog on the handle and immediatley the sack boy approaches saying no dogs allowed. As soon as the guy turns around the kid realizes his mistake and apologizes profusely.
Pretty soon the kid hears the dog howling as though in agony and runs over to find the guy has his dog by the tail, swinging it in circles above his head.
"What the heck are you doing?"
"Just having a look around."
BAN THE RAINBOW FLAG! PERVERTS OFFEND ME!
"When is penguin season, daddy? I wanna go kill a penguin!" ---- 4 yr old Archerhuntress
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Set him up on a Blind Date with Nancy Pelosi
A Doe walks out of the woods today and says, that is the last time I'm going to do that for Two Bucks.
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The above are all old Helen Keller jokes.
How do her parents punish her... etc.
Just a sidenote > there's chinese company marketing 'Helen Keller' sunglasses NO JOKE google it.
Keep the Wind in your Face, Sun at your Back, & Silhouette in Shadows Know guns, know peace, know safety No guns, no peace, no safety
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Do they have... like.... a big white cane attached or somethin?
BAN THE RAINBOW FLAG! PERVERTS OFFEND ME!
"When is penguin season, daddy? I wanna go kill a penguin!" ---- 4 yr old Archerhuntress
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Do they have... like.... a big white cane attached or somethin?
Hellifiknow, just happened to run across an article about it yesterday, they stated they meant no disrespect, intended to honor her accomplishments.
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I'm glad I read this thread. As I get older and my eyesight gets worse, I'll know who to avoid, for sure.
"Keep thy heart with all diligence; for out of it are the issues of life." (Prov 4:23) Brother Keith
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