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Leave the plunger in the toilet eek


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That's rude. grin


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He beat me to it - word for word!
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Put a razor blade in their Braille book

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Move the furniture.


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Originally Posted by ironbender
Move the furniture.


I was gonna say move the furniture, but when I thought about the toilet plunger it just wasn't as the worst thing I could think of compared to that. grin

Male or female?

Might make a difference. laugh


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Have him "read" an electric waffle iron?



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What's the purpose of this thread?


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Originally Posted by JLarsson
What's the purpose of this thread?


Tasteless sophomoric humor... got nuthin' huh?



Epstein didn't kill himself.

"Play Cinnamon Girl you Sonuvabitch!"

Biden didn't win the election.
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The above are all old Helen Keller jokes.

How do her parents punish her... etc.


Best blind joke I know I tell to every visual impaired I've met for years. Every one of them laughed, too.

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push them off of a 2 inch "cliff"


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Put them in a round room and tell them the door to get out is in the corner.


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So a blind guy goes in a bar...

Tells the bartender "If I tell you a good blonde joke, can I get a free drink?"

Bartender says, "listen, you need to know that I am a blonde. The bouncer is to your left and she is a blonde. There is an off duty cop on your right, and she is a blonde. There is a blonde behind you, and she is a competitive weight lifter."

"Still want to tell your joke?"

"Not if I have to explain it four times."

Bada-boom.

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Lie to her and tell her you are handsome. grin

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Blind guy walks into a grocery store with his seeing-eye dog on the handle and immediatley the sack boy approaches saying no dogs allowed. As soon as the guy turns around the kid realizes his mistake and apologizes profusely.

Pretty soon the kid hears the dog howling as though in agony and runs over to find the guy has his dog by the tail, swinging it in circles above his head.

"What the heck are you doing?"

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Set him up on a Blind Date with Nancy Pelosi


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Originally Posted by Archerhunter
The above are all old Helen Keller jokes.

How do her parents punish her... etc.



Just a sidenote > there's chinese company marketing 'Helen Keller' sunglasses NO JOKE google it.


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Do they have... like.... a big white cane attached or somethin?



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Originally Posted by Archerhunter
Do they have... like.... a big white cane attached or somethin?



Hellifiknow, just happened to run across an article about it yesterday, they stated they meant no disrespect, intended to honor her accomplishments.


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I'm glad I read this thread. As I get older and my eyesight gets worse, I'll know who to avoid, for sure.


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