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The thread about the kid in the washing machine mentioned getting caught in a wringer.
How many kids know what "getting her t*t caught in the wringer means"?
How many kids know what happened to the old family milk cow when she kicked the pail over one time too many?
What have you got?
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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Two bits. For the record, old Spanish dollar coins (pieces of 8) commonly used in colonial days were worth 8 Reales, which were called bits. So, 2 bits was 1/4 of a dollar, ie a quarter. When correct change wasn't available, the gold dollars were often cut into 8 pieces, 8 bits.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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Old Turd- Deplorable- Unrepentant Murderer- Domestic Violent Extremist
Just "Campfire Riffraff and Trash"
This will be my last post! Flave 1/3/21
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Not just kids, but city folks too, When I say " give 'em the gate" just gets a blank stare. My daughter knows...lol...when some dipschit BF shows up and I tell her to give 'em the gate.
I also remind her that boyfriends are like busses...there's always another one coming along.
"I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man." --Robert Duvall. "Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" --John Wayne. ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Crank 'er over And, it's only been a very few years since shotgun shells were rated by dram equivalents.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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How many have heard a liberal retard speak of "Lock, Stock, and Barrel" with nary a clue as to its origins?
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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Pop the clutch. I'm convinced no one under 30 can drive a standard transmission.
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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Pop the clutch. I'm convinced no one under 30 can drive a standard transmission. That's because a standard transmission is now the automatic.
Selmer "Daddy, can you sometime maybe please go shoot a water buffalo so we can have that for supper? Please? And can I come along? Does it taste like deer?" - my 3-year old daughter
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Pop the clutch. I'm convinced no one under 30 can drive a standard transmission. You would lose that bet! I made both of my kids learn and take their driving test in my Toyota pickup.
Old Turd- Deplorable- Unrepentant Murderer- Domestic Violent Extremist
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"We'll be chitting in tall cotton."
"There's more to optics than meets the eye."--anon
"...most of us would be better off losing half a pound around the waist than half a pound on our rifle."--dhg
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Pop the clutch. I'm convinced no one under 30 can drive a standard transmission. You would lose that bet! I made both of my kids learn and take their driving test in my Toyota pickup. He would lose twice. My brother drives a 95 Ranger with a standard transmission, I learned from him and my dad. I know how to drive the Peterbilts and Internationals from my dad's work.
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Pop the clutch. I'm convinced no one under 30 can drive a standard transmission. Made both my kids learn how to drive one.
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Dial phone
Party line
Step on the starter
Running boards
Hand signals
Steam roller
Steam shovel
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made both of my kids learn and take their driving test in my Toyota pickup. Mine too. I have to be honest, 4-wheel low and an open field just seemed like a good idea to me.
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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Pop the clutch. I'm convinced no one under 30 can drive a standard transmission. Every vehicle I have had has had a stick.
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'Barking up the wrong tree' 'An arm and a leg' 'Well heeled' 'The whole nine yards' 'Face the music' 'Got an axe to grind' 'Sold down the river' 'Pulled the wool over his eyes'
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Pop the clutch. I'm convinced no one under 30 can drive a standard transmission. That's because a standard transmission is now the automatic. Clutch Hell, speed shift once she's rollin... with yer ear on the engine and yer eye on the tach Those were the days.
"I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." Thomas Jefferson
GeoW, The "Unwoke" ...Let's go Brandon!
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