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The thread about the kid in the washing machine mentioned getting caught in a wringer.

How many kids know what "getting her t*t caught in the wringer means"?

How many kids know what happened to the old family milk cow when she kicked the pail over one time too many?


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Two bits. For the record, old Spanish dollar coins (pieces of 8) commonly used in colonial days were worth 8 Reales, which were called bits. So, 2 bits was 1/4 of a dollar, ie a quarter. When correct change wasn't available, the gold dollars were often cut into 8 pieces, 8 bits.


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Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
Two bits.


Four bits!


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Not just kids, but city folks too, When I say " give 'em the gate" just gets a blank stare. My daughter knows...lol...when some dipschit BF shows up and I tell her to give 'em the gate.

I also remind her that boyfriends are like busses...there's always another one coming along.


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Crank 'er over
And, it's only been a very few years since shotgun shells were rated by dram equivalents.


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How many have heard a liberal retard speak of "Lock, Stock, and Barrel" with nary a clue as to its origins?


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Pop the clutch. I'm convinced no one under 30 can drive a standard transmission.


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Originally Posted by Steelhead
Pop the clutch. I'm convinced no one under 30 can drive a standard transmission.

That's because a standard transmission is now the automatic.


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Originally Posted by Steelhead
Pop the clutch. I'm convinced no one under 30 can drive a standard transmission.


You would lose that bet! I made both of my kids learn and take their driving test in my Toyota pickup.

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Originally Posted by Oldmanms2003
Originally Posted by Steelhead
Pop the clutch. I'm convinced no one under 30 can drive a standard transmission.


You would lose that bet! I made both of my kids learn and take their driving test in my Toyota pickup.

grin


He would lose twice.

My brother drives a 95 Ranger with a standard transmission, I learned from him and my dad. I know how to drive the Peterbilts and Internationals from my dad's work.


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Originally Posted by Steelhead
Pop the clutch. I'm convinced no one under 30 can drive a standard transmission.


Made both my kids learn how to drive one.

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Dial phone

Party line

Step on the starter

Running boards

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Originally Posted by Oldmanms2003
made both of my kids learn and take their driving test in my Toyota pickup.

grin


Mine too. I have to be honest, 4-wheel low and an open field just seemed like a
good idea to me.


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Originally Posted by Steelhead
Pop the clutch. I'm convinced no one under 30 can drive a standard transmission.


Every vehicle I have had has had a stick.

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'Got an axe to grind'
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Originally Posted by selmer
Originally Posted by Steelhead
Pop the clutch. I'm convinced no one under 30 can drive a standard transmission.

That's because a standard transmission is now the automatic.


Clutch Hell, speed shift once she's rollin... with yer ear on the engine and yer eye on the tach smile Those were the days.


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