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1. You're so cute when you're angry.
2. Don't you have some laundry to do or something.
3. You're just upset because you're putting on weight.
4. Wait a minute, I get it. What time of the month is it?
5. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one.
6. Sorry, I was just picturing you naked.
7. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning.
8. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
9. Woah time out! Football is on!
10. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
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Also saying "I can't hear you without a beer in my hand" doesn't work so well either....
Life's a game, hunting is serious.
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Saying STFU..........doesn't work to good either !!!
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Calling her a Can't Understand Normal Thinking works like schit too !!!
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You guys must all be happily married, since you know what NOT to say.... 
My Next Husband Will Be Normal- T. Shirt
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Everybody knows what not to say, few can do it.
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My wife and I work together, one day I got made and said "If we wern't married, you'd be fired" I learned just how uncomfortable the office couch was that night
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�The constitution of the United States asserts that all power is inherent in the people, that they may exercise it by themselves, that it is their right and duty to be at all times armed!� � Thomas Jefferson
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Write in all down,ain't got time to listen to it today,I'll read it tomorrow.
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You can shear a sheep many times.But you can only skin him once!
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"I folded my underwear for you, honey."
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I just remind #3 what kind of things #'s one and two said...that will usually calm things down a bit...
if not,I go out for a smoke and beer and let her think about it...
Come on America,
Athletes and actors are not heroes, only soldiers, airmen,marines and sailors get that respect�and let's add firemen and LEO's
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You guys must all be happily married, since you know what NOT to say.... It comes with experience. ...and cooking our own meals.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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No lie. In my early 20's, I lived in an apartment and there was this girl across the hall who used to yell at me every time I walked past her door. Just hissy fits, being on the rag kinda stuff. One day I looked at her and when she stopped to take another breath, I said #1 "You look so cute when you're angry" Within a few days I was dining at her place... 
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