"Several "Canadians" have already went south to the United States and have set up secret cells. I'll name drop - Lorne Greene, Jim Carey, Paul Anka, Mike Myer, Hank Snow and David Frum - just to name a few. They were the early ones that blazed the trail for invasion."
Pretty hard to talk about an "invasion" w/o mention of Capt. Kirk who hails from Canada as well.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Shatner.
Bill is from Latvia. He just told everyone he was from Montreal so that people wouldn't point the finger and accuse him of being "one of them". The 1950s was a rough time to be a liberal thinking Latvian performer with trust issues. They had Sen. McCarthy in the States accusing everyone of being a Communist. In Canada, we had Louis St. Laurent, wandering around Ottawa in a daze, bumping into the stone walls in Parliament. It was a strange time indeed.
That was back when Stratford Theatre was just starting. It was 1953. Chris Plummer, Bill Shatner, Bill Hutt and others worked in the UK for several years to hone their acting skills. Most of them came back sounding like a Brit.
My play,
Random Lice, was the first work written by a Canadian to be turned down at Stratford. They said it wasn't "Shakespearean enough", whatever that meant. I had Lords, hauntings, stone castles, senseless killings, several fabulous death scenes, witches and difficult to understand dialog in mine too.
Sir Tyrone Guthrie called my play "rubbish".
Here's an excerpt from Act I Scene III. It's a soliloquy where Muck, a faerie, speaks of the king's death. (If they had staged it like I suggested, the scene would have been absolutely fabulous!) Who can understand theatrical types, eh?
Muck�s Lament- a lurid faerie, he
Did the dead man sing before he went?
Did his soul rise up?
And was his essence holy spent?
Does one who sees no God inside him
Insult and mock and thus deride Him?
And then upon his last days here
Attempt reverse with angelic tears?
No praise for shameful men who call
And beg of God to save them now
So when their time to die is near
No soul departs, just frenzied fear
For three score years and perhaps more
You sold your place at Heaven's door
And now it's time to go away
A soulless shell too proud to pray
And as your consciousness recedes
Doomed in course, by reckless deeds
And the wretchedness that you created
Works on in death, still unabated
Your wickedness was seen by those
Who once considered to oppose
The righteousness of proper men
But now, are walking true again
Goodbye! Goodbye!
So sad and shameful night
Goodbye! Goodbye!
And from the wrong, the right!
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Anyway, back to this thread.
It's really difficult to pick who will become king of North America. There are several front runners. Some of the Canadian posters are leftists, so I think that the next king should be a woman. Justin Trudeau would make a good looking woman king, but since he's a male that disqualifies him.
The King's wife should be a lesbian so that other liberal thinkers will see that a monarchy can be progressive. While I'm not too sure about who would make the best king, I believe Ellen Degenerous would make a fabulous queen. She's attractive, witty and knows the right things to say.