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Not only can't you find it, likely she won't know where she put it either. That's the way it was with my wife when we lived together. She would "straighten up" and move things that she didn't have any idea of what it was, what it was used for, and then wouldn't know where she put it. The only way I'll let her visit my "digs" now is for her to take an oath that she won't "straighten up". For you young guys that think that sex is so wonderful let me enlighten you. True freedom is when it doesn't matter if you have sex or not. You may not believe me now but the time will come if you live long enough.  That Mr. MColeman, is as true a statement as ever will be made.
THE BIRTH PLACE OF GERONIMO
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You have to use this for fun. I have been married to a often called "mrs Clean" by others for about 40 years. Most of the time this is a very good thing. I do have my crap room which she doesn't enter.
Now I have fun which she hasn't picked up on, by throwing a dirty sock somewhere in the living room, then timing how long for her to spot it, and put it in the hamper. I know i am courting death.
THE BIRTH PLACE OF GERONIMO
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I went to visit my folks for a week.
When I got back she cleaned both of my vehicles and everything that was mine in the house has been moved....Somewhere.
Still haven't found my screwdrivers or pliers.
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Let's see, she keeps things clean and neat plus ya have your own space and you are flirting with suicide? You need a "time out".
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Not only can't you find it, likely she won't know where she put it either. That's the way it was with my wife when we lived together. She would "straighten up" and move things that she didn't have any idea of what it was, what it was used for, and then wouldn't know where she put it. The only way I'll let her visit my "digs" now is for her to take an oath that she won't "straighten up". For you young guys that think that sex is so wonderful let me enlighten you. True freedom is when it doesn't matter if you have sex or not. You may not believe me now but the time will come if you live long enough. Gg That Mr. MColeman, is as true a statement as ever will be made. Absolutely! That should be engraved on a monument to bachelorhood.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
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Does any of your guys wives, girlfriends, etc feel the need to "clean up" or "organize" every single item you own or am I the only lucky one? If by organize you mean 'hide', then yes, I suffer as well.
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Married 16 years, my wife gave that crap up after the 3rd year, something about TA-50 being a pain in the ass. 
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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i can set my keys on the counter in the morning ,getting ready for work,and within minutes they're gone?and if company's coming over forget it all my shazit is gone somewhere in a box
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Kath leaves my stuff alone for the most part and if it rally bothers her she tells me to clean it up.
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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She knows not to touch 'my' stuff, though it do happen occasionally.
Typically it's me not remembering the secret hiding place. Took me 2 years to find a Ruger Security Six.
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Does any of your guys wives, girlfriends, etc feel the need to "clean up" or "organize" every single item you own or am I the only lucky one? Is this a picture of your wife? or girlfriend? Inquiring minds want to know.
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It is in thier DNA! The solution is to have a man cave or gun den that is SO afoul with clutter and smells that they do not dare go in. Only I can find any thing insode of my sanctuary. Sounds just like my basement, wife won't even enter my cave
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I'll trade ya. ![[Linked Image]](http://i790.photobucket.com/albums/yy188/JeffP40/House/House023.jpg)
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The wife organizes all right, every darn thing in the house except - the man cave and garage. She will try to goad me into doing both of those, but she is never ever to even set foot in either without me in the same room. If she ever thought my temper would be tested by the above, she learned about heii on earth if anything didn't get back where I put it whenever for whatever.
She can do anything she wants with the rest of the place, couldn't care less.
No fear, no doubt, all in, balls out.
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I'll trade ya. Nice bed. Where does she sleep? 
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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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You have to use this for fun. I have been married to a often called "mrs Clean" by others for about 40 years. Most of the time this is a very good thing. I do have my crap room which she doesn't enter.
Now I have fun which she hasn't picked up on, by throwing a dirty sock somewhere in the living room, then timing how long for her to spot it, and put it in the hamper. I know i am courting death. One day she's gonna tie that dirty ole' sock around your neck! 
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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I know exactly how you feel and it only get worse with
time, Cheers NC On the other hand it is not all bad as it keeps things kind of neat.
don't judge until you have walked a mile in other persons' moccasins'
SUM QUOD SUM........HOMINEM TE ESSE MEMENTO
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For you young guys that think that sex is so wonderful let me enlighten you. True freedom is when it doesn't matter if you have sex or not. You may not believe me now but the time will come if you live long enough. Now that is not only profound; it's inescapably true. "Booty" is way overated, and the root cause of a lot of unnecessary BS. Alas, we learn too late.
Keep your friends close, and load more ammo.
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My pic was several months ago. Now, it has no blanket, sheets or mattress pad. She sleeps on the mattress with a big sleeping bag for a blanket. Of course, it is all my fault.
I think, therefore I am, conservative.
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