1. If a tin whistle is made from tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
2. War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.
3. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
4. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
5. Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
6. Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
7. How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
8. Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
9. Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
10. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?