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1. If a tin whistle is made from tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

2. War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.

3. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

4. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

5. Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

6. Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?

7. How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

8. Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

9. Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

10. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?


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Why does it take Canadian legal system 3 to 4 years to get serious charges to trial?

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Lawyers ---- simple answer ---- at $300 an hour, why hurry?


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Keith,

That seems logical, however, in the US they seem to get major cases before the courts much sooner. Not sure if I am misinformed in this regard but it would seem the US lawyers would have as much desire to prolong things as they do up here.

Just something I've wondered about for a long time.

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Jim, If you are talking about criminal cases, you well be right.
Civil cases are quite slow getting done.


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