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any of you guys in the land of the Vikings have a silver bullet? You may need one........soon http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10826468/from/RS.3/ �I�m a Satanist who doesn�t hate Jesus,� Sharkey told Reuters. �I just hate God the Father.�
However, he claims to respect all religions and if elected, will post �everything from the Ten Commandments to the Wicca Reed� in government buildings.
Sharkey also pledged to execute convicted murders and child molesters personally by impaling them on a wooden pole outside the state capitol.
Sharkey told the Minneapolis Star Tribune that he�s a vampire �just like you see in the movies and TV.�
�I sink my fangs into the neck of my donor ... and drink their blood,� he said, adding that his donor is his wife, Julie.
Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey
for
Governor of Minnesota - 2006
Honesty is very seldom heard nowadays, especially
from a politician. So, I am going to break from
political tradition. My name is Jonathon �The
Impaler� Sharkey, Ph.D., L.D.D.D. I am a Satanic Dark
Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate Witch.
My Magikal Path name is: Lord Ares.
I despise and hate the Christian God the Father. He
is my enemy.
However, it doesn't mean that I hate all his
followers. This Country was founded on religious
rights and freedoms. This is guaranteed under the
1st Amendment of our great constitution. This right
allows me to worship Lucifer and the Goddess
Hecate, just as it allows you to worship the
Goddess/God of your choice.
It is a common misconception that Satanic people
are evil. This is a gross misunderstanding. On a
whole those who worship Lucifer, are no more evil
than those who worship other Gods.
The name Satan is truly nothing more than a title given to Lucifer
centuries ago. The term 'devil' is another loosely given name. This only
exists in the minds of the populace because it slips in and out of
religious terminology and mundane seamlessy and thoughtlessly. In all
actuality, 'devil' in it's original Greek root form means diabolos,
'accuser, slanderer'. It is also a loose name that is easy to apply to
that which we can't and refuse to accept.
I co-own two Covens: Kat's UnderWorld Coven and
J & J's UnderWorld Coven of Minnesota, along with a Luciferian Church:
The Church of the Followers of Lucifer. The members of the Covens
are: Vampyres, Witches, Pagans, Wiccans, Satanists, Demons and
Other Kin. I preach about unity and protecting the US Constitution, and
all the beliefs our Founding Fathers fought and died for.
Besides my personal spiritual beliefs, I am a 70% Service-Connected
(disabled by the VA) Army Veteran. I suffered severe injuries during a
training exercise while on active duty. Between my Active, Reserves,
National Guard and IRR duty, I served our country for 9 years through
the Army.
Though I have endured 15 knee operations, along with permanent
injuries to my lower back, left wrist and right hip, like Sly Stallone�s
�Rocky Balboa" I am a fighter. And I will fight for the rights of every
Minnesotan, as well as Americans when I become President.
Can you Minnesotans tell us this is not another Jesse V or do we need to establish residency to help defeat this guy? He makes even Republicans and Democrats attractive..........
Light and Darkness, life and death, right and left, are brothers of one another. They are inseparable.Because of this neither are the good good, nor evil evil, nor is life life, nor death death.
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"Sharkey told the Minneapolis Star Tribune that he�s a vampire �just like you see in the movies and TV.� �I sink my fangs into the neck of my donor ... and drink their blood,� /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Sounds like any other DFL candidate in MN <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />
Jeff
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Minnesota should have no shortage of appropriate stakes. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
We may know the time Ben Carson lied, but does anyone know the time Hillary Clinton told the truth?
Immersing oneself in progressive lieberalism is no different than bathing in the sewage of Hell.
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I'm already working on a high B.C. wooden bullet for my .280. Do I need to check the reloading forum for the proper powder charge?
As I recall silver is for werewolves. Then again, maybe a 1986 vintage uzi battery operated squirt gun filled with holy water.
Query for the Roman Catholics out there ... does a priest have to bless the squirt gun before or after filling the magazine with said blessed H2O?
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Campfire Kahuna
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Coat yer wooden bullets, soak 'em , in a mix of antifreeze, and JB bore cleaner. a groove dia maple dowell will be adequate. Charge weights shoud run in the 15-1600fps range. Shoot the buggers, and scrub 'yer bore <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> .......................two birds , with one stone. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> This.......................is a WIERD thread <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />. GTC <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
Member, Clan of the Border Rats
-- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
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That is even weirder than our election. Would he want to make the blood banks more like food banks? After all there must be poor vampires too.
One way of contrasting science and dogma is to say that a scientist accepts facts as given and belief systems as tentative, whereas a dogmatist accepts the belief system as given; facts are irrelevant. (McCain and Segal)
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Is he for real ? I can't believe it!!
muddy--
muddy
"A good judge applies the law as it is, not as she wants it to be", Justice Sandra Day O'Connor.
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He "owns" two covens? Doesn't that violate the 14th or some such amendment?
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever."
-S. M. Stirling
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Campfire Greenhorn
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He "owns" two covens? Doesn't that violate the 14th or some such amendment? I don't know if it is a violation of an ammendment, but it indicates he is a phoney. Covens are part of the Wiccan belief structure that is headed, primarily, by women. When Antone LeVey wrote the Satanic Bible 40 or 50 years ago, he adopted several Wiccan features.....among them the coven. Within that enterprises structure the coven can be held by a Priest of some sort, but the structure is still, primarily, a female organization. So if he says he owns two covens, he is using the LeVey model, and it is a business more like scientology than a religion like Wicca or Paganism.
Light and Darkness, life and death, right and left, are brothers of one another. They are inseparable.Because of this neither are the good good, nor evil evil, nor is life life, nor death death.
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