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Put a cattle gap at each end of your street Bob, it will cut down on the likelyhood of a drive by.
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Your throat will be slashed long before you even see the buggy,JM. They're assassin decoys, silly!
Hope they don't expand their operations into gambling!
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It's gonna get ugly when they cross the great divide and go up against the Mormon Mafia.
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While at work today, I field a call from this joker who wants to complain on the County Sheriff in the post district. He begins by telling me that the Clay County, KY sheriff has a film crew over there filming a reality show. Asks me if I were aware. No, says I.
Yes, says he, then goes on to tell me that he was in Clay County "casting for outlaws" for his own reality show.
At this point I begin to feel like I am being pranked by my own people, but he tells me that he is arrested by the Clay County Sheriff, and gets roughed up, while the cameras roll, and he is pi$$ed, because he has this contract with the other network who is allegedly going to produce his show.
Then it happened. He popped the question to me. "You do know that reality TV isn't real? Like, the Moonshiners show has them pouring water into jars."
Yes, I knew, says I. Like Wrestling is real.
"Yeah!! says the caller."
He goes on to say that his show is about the hemp trade in Eastern Kentucky and that the filming they have already done was with silk plants that looked like hemp.
I wished him good luck with his show, and told him to call our friends at the FBI. Maybe they would look into his contract infringement problems...
So you heard it here first. If you see some ratcheta$$ from Eastern Kentucky on a show about hemp production, I talked him before he was famous.
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Oughta see how far can they hurl a boulder with those suspenders. Atilla had nothin' on these guys.
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I think before it's all over, some Amish tough guys will be on the "no fly list"
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Clip,clop
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Amish driveby!!
Its all right to be white!!
Stupidity left unattended will run rampant
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If you see some ratcheta$$ from Eastern Kentucky on a show about hemp production Met a guy claiming to be from LA, while in Bethany, MO, a couple weeks ago who claims to be "Crawfish Bob" , or Dave, or whatever. Claims his reality show has been filmed, and is soon to air - though he didn't know which "channel" it was going to be on. "Oh, really?" sez I. "How neat."
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Too bad he couldn't get 3 minutes of your dancin' when that scorpion got hold of you today. That would have been a ratings booster.
On a serious note, some of you are obviously unaware of the underground Amish mechanics who can turbo-size those buggies, without using one bit of electricity.!
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I'll be so glad when this reality TV fad dies a hard painful death.
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If you see some ratcheta$$ from Eastern Kentucky on a show about hemp production Met a guy claiming to be from LA, while in Bethany, MO, a couple weeks ago who claims to be "Crawfish Bob" , or Dave, or whatever. Claims his reality show has been filmed, and is soon to air - though he didn't know which "channel" it was going to be on. "Oh, really?" sez I. "How neat." Could you smell any booze?
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Hey, a scorpion on the back, is better 'n a crawfish on the meal worm while skinny dippin'!
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Don't let the A.M, what we call them here, lull you into complacency. I don't trust them or their enlarging numbers.
If you waterboard a A.M. Boss, you'll then know where Hoffa is buried.
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Could you smell any booze?
* chuckle* Never know, but we were at the breakfast counter at 'bout oh-dark-thirty in the AM. He was on vacation, and hunting that area, I was headed to WI.
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Ignore at your own peril. You've been warned!
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=6&cad=rja&ved=0CFMQFjAF&url=http%3A%2F%2Famishmafia.com%2Ffamous.htm&ei=Wpe-UPn8O-y40QGW5IGgDQ&usg=AFQjCNGkCFHnZsuulrTeXMSJwAlFdRzcKQ
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Could have been an all nighter. But,seriously this "reality" tv has become stupid and moronic.
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"Leave the bluderbuss,take the shoe fly pie" Hilarious!
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Ignore at your own peril. You've been warned!
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=6&cad=rja&ved=0CFMQFjAF&url=http%3A%2F%2Famishmafia.com%2Ffamous.htm&ei=Wpe-UPn8O-y40QGW5IGgDQ&usg=AFQjCNGkCFHnZsuulrTeXMSJwAlFdRzcKQ Well, it's all right there! I don't know how I've been blind to this peril! 
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