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How many of you gentlemen would SERIOUSLY consider a wiffle ball bat for use as a back up weapon if you actually thought you might be forced into using a club and your life depended on winning in a hand-to-hand combat?
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum. I do tend to fit in well wherever I go in person. The campfire is the most outside exposure I get. No TV, no newspaper.
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Dammit! Buffalo Trace and Diet 7-Up all over my iPhone...
Every day on this side of the ground is a win.
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I prefer these non-lethal foam bats for close quarters hand to hand combat work because they can be wadded up and carried in a pocket. They also have the added advantage of economy as many times they can be picked up for free. ![[Linked Image]](https://img.anypromo.com/product/large/611932.jpg)
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Dammit! Buffalo Trace and Diet 7-Up all over my iPhone... You mixed Buffalo Trace with Diet 7-up?????  You should be pummeled with a Louisville slugger for that alone... 
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Diet 7-Up. It's my go to mixer for bourbon...Crown Royal too. Nothing wrong with adding a little somethin'. I've got to heavily endorse the combination.
Every day on this side of the ground is a win.
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Dude!
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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I draw the line at foam fingers.
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![[Linked Image]](http://www.wiffleballusa.com/images/oldwp5.jpg) They make a special model for that.
I am an N.R.A. Life Member,you should be to.
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Dude! Real good bourbon and Diet 7-Up.....quite simply, the elixir of the gods.
Every day on this side of the ground is a win.
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I prefer these non-lethal foam bats for close quarters hand to hand combat work because they can be wadded up and carried in a pocket. They also have the added advantage of economy as many times they can be picked up for free. This would appear to be a good option as they are easily foldable, are to to had in non-aggressive pink and orange, and allow one to blend into the background at Mardi-Gras. The only problem I can forsee is the chances of being mugged by the local Kindergarten inmates goes up exponentially, as high value items such as this are coveted by those fearsome bullies.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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Dude! Real good bourbon and Diet 7-Up.....quite simply, the elixir of the gods. I prefer Jim Beam, often times right out of the bottle, the nectar of the gods my friend. 
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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They make a special model for that. You beat me to it
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I did it like this, I did it like that...and I did it with a wiffle ball bat.
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I did it like this, I did it like that...and I did it with a wiffle ball bat. ...now I'm on the run, the cops got my gun.. and right about now it's time to have some fun..
She never made it past the bedroom door, what was she aiming for...?
She's gone shootin..
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I did it like this, I did it like that...and I did it with a wiffle ball bat. ...now I'm on the run, the cops got my gun.. and right about now it's time to have some fun.. The King Ad Rock, that's my name and I know the fly spot where they got the champagne.
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I am an N.R.A. Life Member,you should be to.
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How many of you gentlemen would SERIOUSLY consider a wiffle ball bat for use as a back up weapon if you actually thought you might be forced into using a club and your life depended on winning in a hand-to-hand combat? But would they over-penetrate on a Zombie skull? 
"If dogs don't go to heaven, when I die I want to go wherever they went." -Will Rogers
"If you have a lot of self control you don't need a lot of government control" - Thomas Sowell
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I bought a wiffle ball bat for home protection off of the classifieds and I sent the guy my money and he hasn't shipped the bat. It's been over a month. I'm trying to get a hold of the local law enforcement so they can go after him for mail fraud
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I bought a wiffle ball bat for home protection off of the classifieds and I sent the guy my money and he hasn't shipped the bat. It's been over a month. I'm trying to get a hold of the local law enforcement so they can go after him for mail fraud Call him out, I'm sure it's been at least 48 hours.
"If dogs don't go to heaven, when I die I want to go wherever they went." -Will Rogers
"If you have a lot of self control you don't need a lot of government control" - Thomas Sowell
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Did you send it to his FFL or directly to him? The post office won't ship wiffle ball bat's, everybody knows this!
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Turdlike, by default.
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