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I could like that if I was a couple decades younger. Today that wench would give me a heart attack about 3 hours into round 1.
Just sayin'.............. 3 hours.......... 3 HOURS? Are you [bleep] kidding? You carry nitro pills? 3 hours is stunt [bleep]
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Im headin to my favorite hideout in the hills a bit farther south... You and Derby? Just kidding. Lord I apologize.
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You will smoke a turd in hell for that....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Must be VarmintGuy.
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Probably a secret meeting with a .270 Winchester.
Life Member SCI Life Member DSC Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association
Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
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Have Dog
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Must be VarmintGuy. I knew I had something around here for just such occasions.... Oh yeah....here it is....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Varmint guy loves me. Ingwe is not on the list.
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Facedown in a pillow, and me drunk, maybe...
Her ass would have to be on the tight end of the Thrustometer though.
Oh, and GFY! Dan....tight on the thrustometer? You trying to tell me the thick ones are tight? Not likely...their O-Rings are stretched out and have zero retention....think continual pants sharting! I guess this is what I get for thinking an east side bitch would understand what a Thrustometer is. The way it works is you hook your thumbs in the front two belt loops of your Wranglers, then point your index fingers out as far as they'll go. If the ass fits inside it with room to spare that's on the tight end of spec. If it's wider than that, it will require more thrust to land balls deep in it. Think of it as a headspace gauge (Go/nogo/go if you're drunk) for man whores.
I'm Irish...
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Yep. Dat one would actually be better if she were not smiling, maybe more pensive, oreven turned from the camera... Am I getting to be too much of an art critic....?I started drinking my morning tea with my pinky held out.... Poobah when ya are at your happy hunting grounds to the south imagine walking in on this.
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Facedown in a pillow, and me drunk, maybe...
Her ass would have to be on the tight end of the Thrustometer though.
Oh, and GFY! Dan....tight on the thrustometer? You trying to tell me the thick ones are tight? Not likely...their O-Rings are stretched out and have zero retention....think continual pants sharting! I guess this is what I get for thinking an east side bitch would understand what a Thrustometer is. The way it works is you hook your thumbs in the front two belt loops of your Wranglers, then point your index fingers out as far as they'll go. If the ass fits inside it with room to spare that's on the tight end of spec. If it's wider than that, it will require more thrust to land balls deep in it. Think of it as a headspace gauge (Go/nogo/go if you're drunk) for man whores. You worry me...you really do....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Varmint guy loves me. Ingwe is not on the list. If you got a nasty PM from Varmintgay, it would be VERY turdlike.... Just sayin...
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Must be VarmintGuy. I knew I had something around here for just such occasions.... Oh yeah....here it is.... What's he smoking?
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Fingers crossed. I'm in need of a PM from a loon.
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Its called a 'practice' turd....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Tryng to round up a crowd of rowdies for new years festive celebrations in Havre.YOU CAN DO IT.?
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Fingers crossed. I'm in need of a PM from a loon. You are REALLY gonna hafta work for it, Ive pizzed him off royally a number of times and he has never sent me a nasty PM, just public ridicule, and some RREALLY funny schitt at that...
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Tryng to round up a crowd of rowdies for new years festive celebrations in Havre.YOU CAN DO IT.? After a couple deals like that in Havre in 1977 Im not sure my statute of limitations is over yet....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Sounds like we have us a goal. Challenge accepted.
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