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I was doing garden work this weekend and my wife was about to take a shower I realised that I couldn't find the rake. I yelled up to my wife, 'Where is the rake?'

She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, 'What?' I pointed to my eye, then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion.

Then my wife wasn't sure and said 'What?' I repeated the
gestures. 'Eye - Kneed - The Rake'

My wife replied that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.

Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one. Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, 'What the hell was that?'

She replies.............'Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush'



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This joke is pretty darn funny. It might really benefit with some photographic documentation of the events.

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"Under the box" is another version wink




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lmao


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I understood just fine laugh

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Without pics... it didnt happen!

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