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Only thread of your's I have not enjoyed.

Glad it's a joke.


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Not again! Damn, Ken, you need to stop doing that. I used to kick my dad's butt on days like that, metaphorically of course. You're not even close but I'd do it for anybody so consider your butt kicked.


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Which explains a lot.
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You still here?

I done sent flowers.

And lit some candles.

Would it be too much trouble if you just went ahead and .......... nah,never mind.

Bad idea. grin


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Quite seriously, I thought Ken was offering dies for his wildcat cartridge designs.

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Did he leave a- WILL- to be read at the Quemado outing planned for this summer-- for his freinds!?? a final parting word so to speak ! the last mystical tale of one of his adventures


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Originally Posted by Everyday Hunter
I must say, when I read the topic line I felt a shudder, but my eyes quickly moved to the poster's name.

Glad you're in excellent spirits if not in excellent health.

Steve.


AMEN Sir. That was quite a shock to see.

Continued health Ken, you are one of my hero's Sir.


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Originally Posted by azcoues
Did he leave a- WILL- to be read at the Quemado outing planned for this summer-- for his freinds!?? a final parting word so to speak !

Good idea! Thanks!

How 'bout "So long! It's been good to know ya, but I gotta be ramblin' on?" I bet somebody could add a few words and set 'em to music! (Hafta look inta that!)


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Well, so long then. Sorry that I didn't get to know ya!


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Dang it Ken - you just gave me the same feeling I get when I step on a snake!!!! You know, that "jump start yer heart" moment!

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Don't really care for posts like this. Even if meant in fun.




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This really made my heart do a few summersaults.


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Originally Posted by rrroae
Don't really care for posts like this. Even if meant in fun.

The antidote is learnin' early to laugh � or at least grin � at the things thatcha'd otherwise cry about. Makes life gobs easier to put-up with.


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All of you have been Big Squeezed.

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Originally Posted by Ken Howell
Originally Posted by rrroae
Don't really care for posts like this. Even if meant in fun.

The antidote is learnin' early to laugh � or at least grin � at the things thatcha'd otherwise cry about. Makes life gobs easier to put-up with.


Self deprecation is becoming a lost art. Innanet style points seem to be the rage.

..thread title startled me Mr. Howell





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I hope Ken doesn't come on here threatening everyone with Karate now.

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Originally Posted by dogcatcher223
I hope Ken doesn't come on here threatening everyone with Karate now.

Nah � too busy training for tippy-toeing across Grand Canyon on a tight rope again.


"Good enough" isn't.

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Originally Posted by benchman
Dang it Ken - you just gave me the same feeling I get when I step on a snake!!!! You know, that "jump start yer heart" moment!


You're not the only one!

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We need to verify this in the usual manner:


SNOOPES

KEN HOWELL

CLAIM: Ken Howell is dead

STATUS : Not yet, so relax

Example:


Originally Posted by Ken Howell
NOTED QUEMADO AUTHOR PASSES AWAY

QUEMADO February 15 � Ken Howell, 82, noted local author and raconteur, died of apparent natural causes at his Quemado residence Wednesday night, apparently peacefully in his sleep during the night, according to Quemado Police Department media representative Edithe Fantasia-Ephemera. No investigation is planned, according to Fantasia-Ephemera. Preliminary examination of Howell�s residence has revealed exhaustive notes on handloading the .270 Winchester sent from Montana by someone named Ingwe. Police are searching for this Ingwe for questioning.,

Authorities speculate that the shock of finding that Ingwe has been a closet .270 fan all these years was too much for Howell's ticker, and so he checked out.



Origins: Ken got a new word processor and want to get a rise out the usual suspects. Seems to have worked. Doctors at Quemado Regional Hospital have been unable to remove the grin from Howell's face even using 000 steel wool and Ajax



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"KEN HOWELL DIES"

Next, I suppose he will be late to his own funeral. wink


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Ken

Don't put this stuff out here I was Very sad

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