This morning I lucked out and was able to purchase several cases of ammo for my rifles. On the way home, I stopped at the gas station and this drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

She ooked at the ammo in the back set of my P/U and and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, big boy. Would you be interested in trading some sex for ammo?"

I thought it over for a second and responded, "Well, what kind of ammo have you got to trade?"