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............it does:

Link w/video of boy:
http://wtvr.com/2013/03/03/pastry-gun-suspension/

BALTIMORE (WTVR/WBFF) � A seven-year-old Baltimore student is missing school over a pastry gun suspension. Josh Welch, 7, was eating a toaster pastry at school last week when teachers said he shaped the breakfast pastry into a gun � with his bites.

�It was already a rectangle and I just kept on biting it and biting it and tore off the top and it kinda looked like a gun but it wasn�t,� Josh said. �All I was trying to do was turn it into a mountain but it didn�t look like a mountain really and it turned out to be a gun kinda.�

School officials called Josh�s father to explain why his son was in trouble. During that conversation, Josh�s dad said school officials told him they considered Josh�s actions a threat because he said �bang, bang� while holding the pastry.

�I asked if was any one was hurt, they said no,� B.J. Welch said. �I would almost call it insanity. I mean with all the potential issues that could be dealt with at school � real threats, bullies, whatever the issue is. It�s a pastry.�

The school sent a letter home to parents that explained the incident where �a student used food to make inappropriate gestures.BALTIMORE (WTVR/WBFF) � A seven-year-old Baltimore student is missing school over a pastry gun suspension. Josh Welch, 7, was eating a toaster pastry at school last week when teachers said he shaped the breakfast pastry into a gun � with his bites.

�It was already a rectangle and I just kept on biting it and biting it and tore off the top and it kinda looked like a gun but it wasn�t,� Josh said. �All I was trying to do was turn it into a mountain but it didn�t look like a mountain really and it turned out to be a gun kinda.�

School officials called Josh�s father to explain why his son was in trouble. During that conversation, Josh�s dad said school officials told him they considered Josh�s actions a threat because he said �bang, bang� while holding the pastry.

�I asked if was any one was hurt, they said no,� B.J. Welch said. �I would almost call it insanity. I mean with all the potential issues that could be dealt with at school � real threats, bullies, whatever the issue is. It�s a pastry.�

The school sent a letter home to parents that explained the incident where �a student used food to make inappropriate gestures.

What do you expect from Dimocraps.

And they then wonder why the kids don't respect them.

Wait, was it a full auto, or suppressed toaster strudel? If so, I understand their concern :-). It was an assault pastry! Fing retards! The left wont be happy until all males are emotionally castrated (remember when GI Joe and army men were the norm), the lunatics are certainly running the asylum! -TomT

Wow! If I were still a kid, I'd be dreaming up ways of making pastries look inappropriate. What if the whole cafeteria shaped them into something and started a "food fight." What ever would they do? Maybe call in SWAT or something?

Wish Dom Deluise were still alive.

He'd go Rambo with his twinky launcher.

It'd take weeks to clean up the mess.
Human bodies and twinky guts all over the place.

I'm just glad the paper couldn't FOIA the kid's name, considering he's a minor. Oh, wait, guess they need to out anyone that might, in the future be considered a threat to those around him. Probably will be denied on his first background check because of this!

Think of all the poor donuts........

Gotta watch out for those pastry's they will kill you. lol