Home Forums Gear Free Classifieds Safariman Experience - Part IV

I just thought it would be fun to get the jump on Yalie. So I took his next thread title from him. But, not to completely waste the electrons, here's proof of what a crook/jerk Safariman is:

Here's a pic of Safariman from our first sage rat shoot together (that's Jamie on the spotter). As you can see, Mark looks like a crook:


Mark and Jamie, waiting for barrels to cool--see how unhappy poor Jamie is to have to pose with The Crook:


And Mark (the crook) gave Jamie and I some free T-shirts:


Last year (my third trip with Mark), he forced me to borrow his PMR 30 and shoot a rat with it (can you honestly believe this guy???):


And naturally, Mark acts all nice, giving Jamie and I the best places to shoot, but we know it's all an act to win our trust:


Here, I caught him red-handed stealing my rifle--or maybe it was loaning me one of his. It doesn't matter, we know he's a crook:


Then The Crook lets me use his bench while he does a walking hunt, allowing me to have two rifles set up at a time. I know he had some evil motive for that too. I just can't figure it out:
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Anyway, I have more pics, but I'll save them for another time. I'm just glad that I escaped the clutches of Safariman--if he doesn't shape up soon, I might just stop accepting his hospitality! That'll teach him!

And Mark, if you ever need a lawyer...

Hey Waders!

Them was some good times, for sure. And don't you worry, I have been setting you up for a REALLY BIG underhanded scheme this whole time, just have not pulled the trigger on it yet.

The Squeakies are up in good numbers right now, and I need help now to drive over and go so whenver you can make the trip we will go slaughter them. Sooner is better than later, and yes, I suppose the Plumber can come, too...

HA! My shooting buddies: The Crook and The Plumber. Well, that's OK, because my buddies have me: The Lawyer!

My schedule is impossible! I have an auction tomorrow, and next weekend is youth fair (three of my daughters are riding in it). I honestly have no clue if I am going to be able to swing a trip this year. I might just have to mail you the money you were going to scam me out of!

I'll see what I can do. In the mean time, God bless!

And blessings back at you my freind.

If you can find it, the video of you and Jamie "Cleaning" my custom 22-250AI and then the Hippie Girl shooting my 416 Rigby just so I could see her wince in pain - scoundrel that I am -

LOL - you guys ain't normal!

Mark if that's how you treat your enemy's i'd hate to see what you'de do to a friend. Stay healthy.

I just knew it. ;-{>8

Great guy for sure!

Yea. He looks like a sheister if I ever saw one. Thanks for sharing so we'll know who to look out for.

Shawna wasn't your average hippy girl! She was smokin' hot and shootin' Marks 416 Rigby!


I just saw all the Yalie threads. Life must suck for some people.

Not that it needs said again,but Mark is a hell of a nice fella.

Hope to see you guys again soon!

With these pics of him stealing your rifle, that'll help the investigators build a case against Safariman.

Nice post Wade!

You've been here long enough to know nobody here is normal.

Great post Waders.