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It says she's on a spiritual quest
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/06/11/search-continues-for-naked-woman-on-spiritual-quest-in-washington-state-forest/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+foxnews%2Fnational+%28Internal+-+US+Latest+-+Text%29
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Campfire 'Bwana
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*sigh!*
Without such poor judgement on the part of young women, most of us here would prob'ly still be virgins....
Here's hoping she didn't run into a bear on a hunger quest, or a murderer on a murder quest (first guy I'd look at was whoever was her "spiritual advisor".)
I'm hoping she went barefoot, in which case she oughtta be pretty close.
Hoping this turns out well, from little we know sounds like her heart might have been in the right place, just not her skills and decision-making.
Birdwatcher
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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since I have been recently pilloried for my lack of compassion, for the the shallowness of my cup of human kindness............I'll refrain from commenting on this lassie's plight.
Sam......
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Just to get this thread on the right track
There is probably no shortage of volunteers to go into the bush and find her
They are searching from the bottom up
They will find the bare naked truth in the end
"Life is tough, even tougher if your stupid" John Wayne
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I'm just glad to see the story getting the exposure it warrants.
Sam......
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how can i help...let me get a shower and some wine.......
I work harder than a ugly stripper....
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how can i help...let me get a shower and some wine....... you don't need the wine, she's already nekkid.
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I hope she read a Euhll Gibbons (sp?) book before venturing into the wild.
Eat enough pine cones and grow some hair on her chest maybe she'll go all Jane Goodall with a bigfoot.
BAN THE RAINBOW FLAG! PERVERTS OFFEND ME!
"When is penguin season, daddy? I wanna go kill a penguin!" ---- 4 yr old Archerhuntress
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how can i help...let me get a shower and some wine....... you don't need the wine, she's already nekkid. This thread is useless without pictures.
BAN THE RAINBOW FLAG! PERVERTS OFFEND ME!
"When is penguin season, daddy? I wanna go kill a penguin!" ---- 4 yr old Archerhuntress
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The searchers need to be cautious of the mountain beaver in the area, I hear they are ferocious when cornered.
"Life is tough, even tougher if your stupid" John Wayne
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I hope she read a Euhll Gibbons (sp?) book before venturing into the wild.
Eat enough pine cones and grow some hair on her chest maybe she'll go all Jane Goodall with a bigfoot.
sadly, Eule Gibbons died of Dutch Elm Disease.
Sam......
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sadly, Eule Gibbons died of Dutch Elm Disease.
LMAO!!!! And all this time I thought he choked on a pine cone.
BAN THE RAINBOW FLAG! PERVERTS OFFEND ME!
"When is penguin season, daddy? I wanna go kill a penguin!" ---- 4 yr old Archerhuntress
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I'm just glad to see the story getting the exposure it warrants. That was insensitive!
Paul
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Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
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since I have been recently pilloried for my lack of compassion Ya well, I shamelessly apply different standards to attractive, naked, nubile nineteen year-old girls running around in the woods. I think its called "profiling".
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In this case instead of a blanket and a bottle of wine, I'd bring a blanket and a bottle of mosquito repellent.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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I hope she read a Euhll Gibbons (sp?) book before venturing into the wild.
Eat enough pine cones and grow some hair on her chest maybe she'll go all Jane Goodall with a bigfoot.
Yep, I bet ol' Sasquatch has done stump-broke her. If he knocks her up, I wonder if the kid will look like Travis? Tim
Bring enough gun and know how to use it.
Know that it is not the knowing, nor the talking, nor the reading man, but the doing man, that at last will be found the happiest man. - Thomas Brooks (1608-1680)
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I hope she read a Euhll Gibbons (sp?) book before venturing into the wild.
Eat enough pine cones and grow some hair on her chest maybe she'll go all Jane Goodall with a bigfoot.
Yep, I bet ol' Sasquatch has done stump-broke her. If he knocks her up, I wonder if the kid will look like Travis? Tim You beat me to that dammit Pretty cute girl, based on the photo at Fox, so I suspect there won't be any shortage of guys looking for her Hopefully she is found safe and merely gets a life lesson... ...although this event could inspire the first full length Messin' with Sasquatch movie
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The old saying in Skamania County is that "Once you go Sasquatch, we don't want you back.
Seriously, it sounds like another Liberal Wackjob is helping Darwin improve the SW Washington gene pool.
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No worries fellas. Travis drove over and will find her quickly.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
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I hope she read a Euhll Gibbons (sp?) book before venturing into the wild.
Eat enough pine cones and grow some hair on her chest maybe she'll go all Jane Goodall with a bigfoot.
Yep, I bet ol' Sasquatch has done stump-broke her. Tim Figured the Goodall - Mr Bigfoot connection would get this thread rollin'. Now I'm rollin on the floor! If he knocks her up, I wonder if the kid will look like Travis? Damn if that ain't a case for the morning after pill, that right there. At least he won't have to plead the 5th...
BAN THE RAINBOW FLAG! PERVERTS OFFEND ME!
"When is penguin season, daddy? I wanna go kill a penguin!" ---- 4 yr old Archerhuntress
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